Inu Potter
Disclaimer: Inuyasha is property of Rumiko Takahashi, Harry potter is
property of J.K Rowling
Reality TV show + Harry Potter + Inuyasha + insanity = Inu Potter
This is done in script form
By FLurdilee of Flambe my sheep studios
J.K. Rowling (to camera): Since I recently fell out with the Harry Potter production team. I decided to make my own Harry Potter movie, but when I called for actors only the cast of Inuyasha applied.
Inuyasha: I can't believe you tricked me into this Kagome.
Rowling (looking at character synopses of Inuyasha): Okay, Inuyasha In order to give you your proper Makeup......
Inuyasha: Make up what do you mean make up? Only girls use makeup.
Shippou: I wear make up.
Sango: I don't.
Miroku: Mascara.
Rowling: Anyway, Inuyasha you're Harry, you're parents were killed by Voldamort, Naraku that's you.
Naraku: Yes, hey wait can I possess dead children?
Rowling: That's disturbing.
Kohaku: Well...that didn't seem stop him, thankfully.
Sango: You like it?
Kohaku: No, but it's better than being dead.
Sango: I thought you didn't remember that.
Kohaku: Oops.
Naraku (glares at Kohaku): Errrrrr
Rowling: This is odder than I thought it would be.......
Sango: YOU REMEMBERED!!!!!!!!
Kohaku: No, no not at all. Who are you?
Rowling: So Harry is living with his mean relatives the Dursleys, that's you (points at Kagome's family (not Kagome))
Kagome's family: WHAT!?
Rowling: Well, you're the only ones with modern experience.
(screams and beeps come from the other room)
Staffer: Um...Mrs. Rowling uh.., Inuyasha just deleted the script and killed all the writers.
Rowling: See... oh, and you (points at Kagome's grandfather) also play Harry's Headmaster, Dumbledore.
Kagome's grandfather: Okay.
Rowling: Okay let's start.
Kagome: But not all the roles are cast.
Rowling: We'll do that as we need it.
Scene 1
Dumbledor (Kagome's grandfather): (flicks lighter thing and sets clothes on fire) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm on fire help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (set burns down)
Rowling: We're just going to skip that scene.
Inuyasha: For us, this is normal.
Kagome: Yep.
Naraku: I'm bored.....I want to kill someone!!!
(everyone steps away)
Rowling: He'll make a realistic Voldamort.
Naraku: And then I'll revive them as my servant to torture their living relatives.
Rowling: Maybe a little too realistic.
Scene 2
Rowling: Now it's time for the zoo scene
Inuyasha: What's a "zoo"?
Kagome: It's ...um...a prison for animals
Inuyasha: Then I shall free them!
Kagome: That's not like you, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Well...I have nothing better to do
Rowling: No, no, no it's a place where you watch animals.
Shippou: That sounds like fun, can I go, Pleeeease!
Inuyasha (glaring at Shippou): NO!
Shippou (crying): Whaaaaaaaaaaaa I wanna go to the zoo whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Kagome: I'll just take him to the real zoo.
Rowling: Sure, we don't need you for a few scenes
Staffer: And we all know how long those take.
Rowling: shutup
(Shippou and Kagome leave)
Sango: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kohaku: Grrrrrrrrrr
Miroku: You can tell they're related.
Kohaku: We're related?
Rowling: They do act like siblings.
Kohaku: She's my sister? (shrugs)
Sango: Have you noticed that Miroku hasn't groped anyone recently?
Rowling: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ( whacks Miroku)
Kohaku: You were saying?
Sango: hmph
Kagome: (laughs)
Sango: I thought you were at the zoo
Kagome: You don't know how fast hyper youkai do things
Sango: I pity you.
Shippou: Kagome, what's "Mountain Dew"?
Kagome: Why?
Shippou: I just drank 80 bottles of it.
Kagome: This can't be good.
(Shippou start bouncing around the room, literally)
Rowling: Okay! Since we will never actually film this scene we're skipping to Hagrid's introduction.
Scene 3 (technically scene 4)
Rowling: Before we start, we need to cast Hagrid. Hey, Raccoon-boy!
Haji: Yes
Miroku: snort
Rowling: So, Haji you're Hagrid.
Haji: Okay
Rowling: ACION!
Harry(Inuyasha): It's my 11th birthday tomorrow, and I'm gonna rip Dudley's head off.
Kagome: SIT! Inuyasha, you can not rip my brother's head off!
Rowling: I think he's just acting in character.
Inuyasha & Kagome (simultaneously): um...no.
Sota: Don't I get a say in this, it is my head.
Rowling: Enter Hagrid.
Hagrid (Haji): Kaboom! (destroys front wall)
Rowling: That's not what I wanted, but it....works?
Hagrid (Haji): You're a wizard Harry, whatever that's supposed to mean.
Harry (Inuyasha): Okay, I'll go with you.
Rowling: That took half the time to film as it did to watch in the WB version.
Scene 4 (technically 5)
Hagrid (Haji): So you tap the left brick squared and divide by 12 then multiply the 4th brick right of the hypotenuse.....
Harry (Inuyasha): I've had enough (destroys wall with Tetsiega and walk into Diagon Ally)
Hagrid (Haji): Where did all those people come from?
Rowling: Special effects.
Hagrid (Haji); Um...o-kay
Rowling (noticing the set's on fire): What happened!
Inuyasha: What did I do?
Kagome: SIT!! Inuyasha, you destroyed the set again!
Inuyasha: No, Last time it was your stupid Grandfather.
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowling: Cut!
Kagome: They don't know what that means.
Rowling: Just stop the scene! And where's Kohaku, we need him?
Inuyasha: You mean the fish kid?
Sango: It's amber.
Rowling: I thought Amber was a girls name.
Kagome: Not in Japanese.
Rowling: Well, where is he?
Kagome: I think he wandered off with Sota.
Kohaku (from the other room): What a wimp!
Sota (also from the other room): Borimir's tough.
Kohaku (""): He only took three arrows.
Sota (you get the picture): and you could take more?
Kohaku(): I would count the scares, but my armor doesn't have any openings big enough to go though.
Naraku: I'm gonna kill you!
Kohaku(): We should drop it, I hear the second time's worse.
Rowling: Get in here!
Kohaku: Coming!
What will happen next? Kagome: I didn't know we had a narrator.
Rowling: NO! we already have more than enough insane characters.
Kagome: Not as many as Jackass.
Rowling: True
By FLurdilee of Flambe my sheep studios
J.K. Rowling (to camera): Since I recently fell out with the Harry Potter production team. I decided to make my own Harry Potter movie, but when I called for actors only the cast of Inuyasha applied.
Inuyasha: I can't believe you tricked me into this Kagome.
Rowling (looking at character synopses of Inuyasha): Okay, Inuyasha In order to give you your proper Makeup......
Inuyasha: Make up what do you mean make up? Only girls use makeup.
Shippou: I wear make up.
Sango: I don't.
Miroku: Mascara.
Rowling: Anyway, Inuyasha you're Harry, you're parents were killed by Voldamort, Naraku that's you.
Naraku: Yes, hey wait can I possess dead children?
Rowling: That's disturbing.
Kohaku: Well...that didn't seem stop him, thankfully.
Sango: You like it?
Kohaku: No, but it's better than being dead.
Sango: I thought you didn't remember that.
Kohaku: Oops.
Naraku (glares at Kohaku): Errrrrr
Rowling: This is odder than I thought it would be.......
Sango: YOU REMEMBERED!!!!!!!!
Kohaku: No, no not at all. Who are you?
Rowling: So Harry is living with his mean relatives the Dursleys, that's you (points at Kagome's family (not Kagome))
Kagome's family: WHAT!?
Rowling: Well, you're the only ones with modern experience.
(screams and beeps come from the other room)
Staffer: Um...Mrs. Rowling uh.., Inuyasha just deleted the script and killed all the writers.
Rowling: See... oh, and you (points at Kagome's grandfather) also play Harry's Headmaster, Dumbledore.
Kagome's grandfather: Okay.
Rowling: Okay let's start.
Kagome: But not all the roles are cast.
Rowling: We'll do that as we need it.
Scene 1
Dumbledor (Kagome's grandfather): (flicks lighter thing and sets clothes on fire) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm on fire help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (set burns down)
Rowling: We're just going to skip that scene.
Inuyasha: For us, this is normal.
Kagome: Yep.
Naraku: I'm bored.....I want to kill someone!!!
(everyone steps away)
Rowling: He'll make a realistic Voldamort.
Naraku: And then I'll revive them as my servant to torture their living relatives.
Rowling: Maybe a little too realistic.
Scene 2
Rowling: Now it's time for the zoo scene
Inuyasha: What's a "zoo"?
Kagome: It's ...um...a prison for animals
Inuyasha: Then I shall free them!
Kagome: That's not like you, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Well...I have nothing better to do
Rowling: No, no, no it's a place where you watch animals.
Shippou: That sounds like fun, can I go, Pleeeease!
Inuyasha (glaring at Shippou): NO!
Shippou (crying): Whaaaaaaaaaaaa I wanna go to the zoo whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Kagome: I'll just take him to the real zoo.
Rowling: Sure, we don't need you for a few scenes
Staffer: And we all know how long those take.
Rowling: shutup
(Shippou and Kagome leave)
Sango: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kohaku: Grrrrrrrrrr
Miroku: You can tell they're related.
Kohaku: We're related?
Rowling: They do act like siblings.
Kohaku: She's my sister? (shrugs)
Sango: Have you noticed that Miroku hasn't groped anyone recently?
Rowling: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ( whacks Miroku)
Kohaku: You were saying?
Sango: hmph
Kagome: (laughs)
Sango: I thought you were at the zoo
Kagome: You don't know how fast hyper youkai do things
Sango: I pity you.
Shippou: Kagome, what's "Mountain Dew"?
Kagome: Why?
Shippou: I just drank 80 bottles of it.
Kagome: This can't be good.
(Shippou start bouncing around the room, literally)
Rowling: Okay! Since we will never actually film this scene we're skipping to Hagrid's introduction.
Scene 3 (technically scene 4)
Rowling: Before we start, we need to cast Hagrid. Hey, Raccoon-boy!
Haji: Yes
Miroku: snort
Rowling: So, Haji you're Hagrid.
Haji: Okay
Rowling: ACION!
Harry(Inuyasha): It's my 11th birthday tomorrow, and I'm gonna rip Dudley's head off.
Kagome: SIT! Inuyasha, you can not rip my brother's head off!
Rowling: I think he's just acting in character.
Inuyasha & Kagome (simultaneously): um...no.
Sota: Don't I get a say in this, it is my head.
Rowling: Enter Hagrid.
Hagrid (Haji): Kaboom! (destroys front wall)
Rowling: That's not what I wanted, but it....works?
Hagrid (Haji): You're a wizard Harry, whatever that's supposed to mean.
Harry (Inuyasha): Okay, I'll go with you.
Rowling: That took half the time to film as it did to watch in the WB version.
Scene 4 (technically 5)
Hagrid (Haji): So you tap the left brick squared and divide by 12 then multiply the 4th brick right of the hypotenuse.....
Harry (Inuyasha): I've had enough (destroys wall with Tetsiega and walk into Diagon Ally)
Hagrid (Haji): Where did all those people come from?
Rowling: Special effects.
Hagrid (Haji); Um...o-kay
Rowling (noticing the set's on fire): What happened!
Inuyasha: What did I do?
Kagome: SIT!! Inuyasha, you destroyed the set again!
Inuyasha: No, Last time it was your stupid Grandfather.
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowling: Cut!
Kagome: They don't know what that means.
Rowling: Just stop the scene! And where's Kohaku, we need him?
Inuyasha: You mean the fish kid?
Sango: It's amber.
Rowling: I thought Amber was a girls name.
Kagome: Not in Japanese.
Rowling: Well, where is he?
Kagome: I think he wandered off with Sota.
Kohaku (from the other room): What a wimp!
Sota (also from the other room): Borimir's tough.
Kohaku (""): He only took three arrows.
Sota (you get the picture): and you could take more?
Kohaku(): I would count the scares, but my armor doesn't have any openings big enough to go though.
Naraku: I'm gonna kill you!
Kohaku(): We should drop it, I hear the second time's worse.
Rowling: Get in here!
Kohaku: Coming!
What will happen next? Kagome: I didn't know we had a narrator.
Rowling: NO! we already have more than enough insane characters.
Kagome: Not as many as Jackass.
Rowling: True