AN: My friend had a dream and she told me about it. Now I'm writing it. (You can find my friend's stories on FF she's leo-lowen. I'll also be referring to my friend as Leo.)

Italics are thoughts and the Colons are Text messages.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I think you knew that.

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A pair of sliding doors swooshed open as Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, and Leo walked into Target. The smell of many different mass produced products was in the air.

"I'm going to the Evil section," Itachi said, going into a corner painted black and label 'Evil'.

"I'm going to the Revenge section." Sasuke murmured. At this, he walked off to a six-shelf section with a large sign labeled 'Revenge'. The shelves were filled with weapons of all shapes and sizes, and revenge playhouses. These playhouses are able to fit a total of one persons, standing up, and have the word 'Revenge' written in blood at the top.

Leo watched as the two brothers walked to their section before heading to the bike section thinking, "I need a new bike, what color should I get? Maybe Sasuke can help me." Leo then takes out her cell phone and text messages Sasuke.

Leo: What color bike should I get?

Sasuke: I don't know.

Leo: Help me.

Sasuke: No, now leave me alone!

"Fine!" Leo thought. She was a bit pissed that Sasuke was so uncaring to her cause, which was to find a good bike. As Leo is looking through the bikes a boy in a long, dark purple jacket with Sasuke's face and Japanese name printed on it suddenly walked into the section. Leo, being the little genius that she is, figured out that he was a big Sasuke fan.

"Hey, my name's Marcus and I am Sasuke's biggest fan." Said the purple-jacket-wearing boy," I can never actually find him. Do you know where he is?"

At this point Leo keeled over.

"Ha! You do know where he is. Tell me!" shouted Marcus.

By then Leo had gotten up off the ground and started running and toward the revenge playhouses. She quickly got into one, quickly whipped out her cell phone and began text-messaging Sasuke.

Leo: sasuke get out of there a stalker is out 2 get you.

Sasuke: yea I know we came w/ Itachi.

Leo: No not him its some other guy.

Marcus runs pasted the playhouse Leo is hiding in and just passes Sasuke shouting at the top of his lungs, "Where's Sasuke! Tell me now! I'll find you and make you tell me." Even though Sasuke is just a mere five feet away Marcus takes no notice and continues his search for Leo.

Leo: just get out of here

Sasuke: what r u talking about?

Leo: some weirdo is here w/ us in the store and he's crazy

Sasuke: I already told u I no! Itachi is here with us!

The playhouse is suddenly lifted up, "Ha! I found you!" shouts Marcus.

At this point Leo wakes from her dream.

"That was weird," was her only comment.

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AN: This is my first fanfic in a really long time. R&R

じゃ　ね！(jaa ne!)