This story is just a little drabble based off of an interview I saw with Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. If you haven't seen it, I recommend you watch it or you won't understand.
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Watson thought as he sat, back to back with Holmes, bound to the detective by ropes, another adventure gone wrong, thanks to Sherlock Holmes.
Here we are again.
In all honesty, it hadn't been Holmes' intention to get them caught, he had just not explained that part of his plan was to have himself and Watson get the shit beat out of them, then get tied up and thrown into a random warehouse on the banks of the Thames.
"We are in a bit of a predicament, Watson." Holmes whispered finally after at least twenty minutes of silence.
"Well no shit, Sherlock. Come up with a master plan yet to get us out of this?"
"As a matter of fact, I did. But if you don't want to hear what I've got to say..."
"Just tell me." Watson snapped irritably.
"They're looking for Sherlock Holmes, and John Watson, correct? Well, they don't look that bright so all we've got to do is lie."
Such a simplistic plan hadn't even crossed Watson's mind, how could they not recognize Sherlock Holmes? But Holmes was right, the two burly men who'd captured them didn't look all that intelligent and if the detective duo played their cards right, and didn't hesitate in their lies, they probably be let free.
"So I'm gonna say my name is-"
"OI! You two, shut up!" One of the men said, entering the room, and both Watson and Holmes fell silent.
The man pulled out a deringer and pointed it at both of them and growled,
"What're your names?"
"Kids Clevair." Holmes said confidently, but with enough false terror in his voice to make the lie believable.
"And you?" The man roared, turning the gun on Watson.
"My name? Banjo Hayworth."
There was a pause and the man returned the deringer to his belt and said gruffly,
"Wait here."
He left and there was silence for ten minutes before both men returned.
"Alright, forget our faces." One man said, untying them, he pushed them roughly out the door.
Once they were a good mile away Holmes said laughing hysterically,
"Banjo Hayworth?"