Hey guys! AesirSecrets here... again...
I noticed my story "Write to Kyo Sohma!" has gotten a lot of popularity (more than what I realized it would), sooooo I present:
Shigure: Well good day, lovelies! Oh, being a novelist is tough work! It's so relaxing to take a break and read fan mail...
Maybe I'll call Aya!
Me: NO YOU DON'T, GET BACK HERE NOW!
Shigure: *pout face* But he always helps me when I'm stressed... Sometimes, we take showers together and I must absolutely tell you that one story when Kyo walked in on us and he started shouting profanities at our dear poor lost souls. He sounded like this!: "What the $ &(*$& *(^$* !? I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU # *($& )&$ $* (* #%&#*&# AGAIN YOU $ &$(*& (*$& FREAKS OF #%(&#()% NATURE!" There were other words, but it makes my heart simply sad to hear such cruel words spouting from him! Oh dear, how ever will I rest in peace?
Kyo: I'LL HELP YOU GET TO YOUR GRAVE!
Shigure: Oh deary me, you seem to be in the wrong FanFiction!
Kyo: WHO CARES?! Anyways, you seem to interrupt MINE all the time, so I thought I'd give ya a taste of your own medicine!
Me: GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP, WE'RE HERE TO ENJOY SHIGURE'S SEXINESS, OKAY?!
Shigure: You... you think I'm sexy?! YAY! A high school girl thinks I'm sexy!
Anyways, write to me if you have any questions or comments for me! Leave your most daring juicy secret desires in the form of a review or PM and I will get back to you! Also, add if you're a *singsong voice* High School Giiiiirl! *wink*
Me: You don't really have to add that if you don't want, but you can if you want to get *ahem* noticed by the sexy perv...
Also, I might up the rating to M.
Shigure can be a perv.
And he more or less writes erotica, so...
Erotic things are welcome too! Shigure will have a ball with this ^-^