Alex: Hello! This is Alex yo' friendly neighborhood dragon girl! :D
Megan: And im the creeper who lives in your basement- i mean, that girl scout- i mean, uhh... just ignore the girl slowly walking behind Alex... *shot*
Alex: Oh! by the way, this is Megan! she ish my best friend~ and well, shes the one who wrote THIS story, but it uses meh characters, so we BOTH own it... kinda. anyway, this makes fun of a few zombie movies, and is crack-tastic! oh and has lots of violence! yay violence! xD anything to add Megan?
Megan: so enjoy this horrendously short prologue which u shouldnt have wasted your time reading but you did anyway.
Prologue
The city was in ruin. Every trace of life was wiped out by the undead. The only movement were the crows, which fled into the dark night, and the few zombies slowly staggering along the empty streets. A zombie with sickly green skin sagging on its twisted, bloodstained face walked into an abandoned factory. Its footsteps echoed across the building as it shuffled inside. The zombie moaned in frustration for lack of flesh, revealing yellow, decayed, yet certainly powerful, teeth. From the shadows, a figure moved silently acrross the room. The zombie ignored it; its desire to consume a victim was too overpowering. The zombie loped a little further inside when...
BLAM!
A bullet shot at its temple and a large amount of blood, along with decayed brain, spewed out of the other side of its head. The zombie slumped to the floor and twitched. Two figures walked over to the zombie on the floor and stood above it.
BLAM!
Another gunshot was heard as one of the figures pulled out a handgun and shot the zombie again for good meeasure. The zombie was completely still and the factory fell silent.
Alex: holy- that WAS short... yanno it looked bigger in yo' notebook Megan...
Megan: my handwriting is obese, okay?
Alex: i can believe that... anyway! you dont really have to R&R cuz... well this is MEGA FRIGGIN short, anyway plz stay tuned for chapter 1~ its longer! i know cuz well, i just know