Me- Yo, Ogenki Desu ka*? And Happy Halloween! ^_^
Ichigo- Your late, Its 7:44 PM on Halloween, no one will even see this until a few days.
Me- Minor details, minor details. Any way I just know how much you've wanted me to get off my lazy butt and write something already so I did!
Ichigo- Tch, You wasted all this time for this short-ass, half-ass piece of shit?
Me- ICHIGO KUROSAKI SHUT UP! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FRIGGIN' OBNOXIOUS CUSSING!
Ichigo- YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A BILLION CUSSES IN ONE STORY!
Me- Just shut up Strawberry.
Ichigo- Lazy…
Me- -sigh- This is what I get for adding him in here… I don't own Bleach or Halloween…yet.
Ichigo- You wish…
Me- -sniff- I know.
Candy Wars
How did I end up here? Ichigo thought as she fingered a small branch from a fake tree beside her. Oh right, her.
As if on cue the mentioned woman happily ran back to Rukia with a boat load of candy. Rukia looked at the girl in slight jealousy as she eyed a certain gummy candy in Orihime's basket.
"Look how much candy I got! I ran out of room in my basket so Grimmjow was nice enough to help me put the extras in my bra!"
Her boyfriend of three weeks, Ulquiorra, mentally noted to kill Grimmjow after this.
"Let's go get more candy, ya!" Rukia said enthusiastically, her eye's literally stars as she did a superman pose.
Ichigo sweat dropped as Orihime chanted as well. Rukia and Orihime sped off to find more houses as the two boys tagged along.
When they caught up Orihime was being swarmed with hormonal teens and they were starting to touch her inner thigh which she didn't notice due to the shower of candy some old man was giving her.
'kuzo!'
Ulquiorra cursed ready to cero their asses.
He was really fed up with Orihime and her costume.
She had on a super short orange dress that reached just below her bottom. It had long sleeves and random shapes on it with white go-go girl boots, black fishnets, and lastly her hair curled into a wavy mess down her shoulders.
Under male circumstances she was H.O.T, S.E.X.Y., S.T.U.P.I.D and to top it all off: a V.I.R.G.I.N.
Ulquiorra smirked at the thought.
He was definitely going to change that tonight.
He easily punched the guy who was molesting her thigh and all others quickly backed off and ran for the hills.
Orihime blinked twice and stared. A moment later she smiled and hugged him, suffocating him in her chest much to his liking.
"I'm the best Halloweener in the world!"
She shouted as she counted her candy.
(A/N: Is that a word? And lol weener :P ((childish mind -_-))
Ulquiorra flinched at her…erm… unique vocabulary…
"You're lucky your hot," He muttered.
"What?"
Orihime asked with her index finger on her lips as her head tilted to the side.
He sighed and took her hand.
"Let's just go home."
"Okay!"
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*- It means "How are you." Politely in Japanese.
**- Rukia was dressed as a nun, Ichigo was Jason, Ulquiorra was…himself xD Orihime tried to get him to dress up but he refused.
Me- Oh forget this part! Just review and tell me you love me and cherish my stories like they were your own child. The child I bear inside my full file of documents. The children I feed with love and finger aching labor, The children I-
Ichigo- Just shut the fuck up and tell em to review.
Me-…
Ichigo-…well?
Me- You said it for me.