spiderman stared down from a gargoyle at the bustling city of manhattan, the town that's now referred to as "alien target practice". the title wasn't too far from the truth but what could be done? he had only come out for his superhero duties due to his frustrations in his homework, sure, building a high-tech web dispensing device was easy, but Shakespeare? a little hard to process some of the flowery languages. his teenage woes were interrupted by a voice he knew only brought trouble. "ooooh spidey!~ the fans are waiting for yet another story about us~!" Deadpool. he could already feel a migraine coming on. he debated swinging away but knew that would only lead him to try to start some weird Tarzan and jane stuff. the mercenary teleported onto a nearby gargoyle. " your quiet today, what's wrong? still mad that I have a bigger blockbuster movie then yours?" he bragged. he still didn't know what he was talking about, he was pretty positive the killer never been in anything except criminal documentary. he knew if he stayed quiet, he would get bored and leave. "aw come on spidey, am sure those teenage girls are looking for some hot smut from us~" Deadpool winked suggestively, at that moment,a camera crew swarmed out onto the roof,lead by Chris Hansen." unfortunately, for you, that smut is going to be between you and your cellmate. " Deadpool stood up quickly "oh shit..." spiderman had no idea who this was,but he swung away, decided to leave all of this to play out by itself.
the end.
the moral of the story is stop with the weird Deadpool x spiderman stuff, spiderman is in high school. Deadpool's fucking 50.
now that I think of it...I sound like a prick for saying that...oh well,ship on,just tweak it to make it less pedophilic.