Summary: Weiss has a fever and needs to check her temperature.
Weiss uses an Anal Thermometer
RWBY
"So you see… I'm sick."
"Totally got that. Clear. Perfect-o mundo," Jaune nodded in agreement.
"And… well…"
Weiss brought her knees up to her chin, a blanket draped around her shoulders.
"You need me to take your temperature…" said Jaune.
"Yes."
"With…"
Weiss held up a box, her face buried into her knees. A red hue was burning across her cheeks.
"This is a Lt. Ryguy certified Anal Thermometer," she explained. "You see, it was developed by a guy who just lived like he had a stick up his butt."
Jaune looked at the anal thermometer.
"How big was the stick…?"
"Wide as a tree trunk apparently." Weiss slid under the covers. "Um…" she began, "are you really going to stick it… up… my…?"
Jaune nodded slowly. "It's a bit rough though… even if it's glass… I don't see any gel..."
"Um… ah… let me…"
Weiss gently took the thermometer from Jaune. Her mouth ran up and down the shaft of the temperature-measuring device. With swift movements of her moist tongue, she brought sufficient lubrication upon the thermometer.
"Th-there."
"Th-thanks…"
They sat in silence.
"You know…" Jaune said. "I had an uncle who was an astronaut once."
"Really?"
"Yeah, he got into space battles. Like legit pew-pew fights in space. But uh, turns out in space? There's nothing but huge dicks."
"Ah… is that so?"
"Uh huh."
Once again, they sat in silence.
With a sigh, Weiss looked away. She lifted her gown and adjusted her wears.
"P-please."
And so Jaune stuck it right up her arse.
To this day, he swears he heard a moan.
When it was all said and done, Jaune wiped it clean and tucked Weiss into bed. Weiss' face was half-hidden beneath the covers.
"Um… good night Weiss."
"Good night," Weiss said hastily and turned about.
Jaune sighed and closed the door behind him. He was going to need a strong drink - maybe he'll try lemonade with a pinch of salt in it. Or… if he dared… two?
Weiss herself lay in bed, breathless.
She wondered when she would get sick again.
Weiss uses an Anal Thermometer Fin
Author's Notes: My girth cannot be denied.
Editor's Notes: Happy uh… Easter?