Food Fun: An Akatsuki Adventure
Chapter 1: The Fridge
Author's Note: This will be my first chapter fic. More comedy Akatsuki adventures!
One day the Akatsuki were bored in their base wondering who to rob, or who to kill. As Pein was pacing around the room wondering what to do, Zetsu suddenly smelled something delectable from inside the refrigerator. When he saw Pein turn away for one minute, Zetsu lunged. Soon after, Pein turned around to get moldy food to pelt kids with, and he noticed the refrigerator was gone! In its place was a plump green Zetsu.
Pein yelled, "Zetsu, that's the fifth time this month!"
Konan sighed and signaled Pein to go get more food. The two stormed off, slamming door behind them.
As soon as they left, the reality hit Kakuzu, and he shrieked in pain. He realized how many dollars worth of food Zetsu had eaten. On top of that, once again he ate the fridge. This time it was deluxe super-serving refrigerator X-5000.
Hidan said, "Stop yelling, you cry-baby. We can always rob a bank, and there is one down the road."
Deidara giggled nervously, "Oops, didn't I tell you that I blew that one up?"
Kakuzu fainted because he thought he would go broke.
Hidan exclaimed, "Now we have to pay Kakuzu's medical bill!"