Such A BAD idea indeed!
Angel: Ever wondered just how barmy it would be, if the cast were to be introduced to the internet or the telephone or the email or...dare I say it: Me?? If not-start wondering- coz this fic is as barmy as you can get-and it is I who shall introduce it to them one at a time!!! (Hee-Hee!!!)
I would like to say a big thanku - to all those who reviewed my much more serious story, which you shall find if you click on my blue name-because I can never remember what it is called!!! Mwahahahaha!!! Well, on with the show…
Let's duel!!!
In the living room I am typing up my maths coursework, and Bakura is staring annoyed at me, and casually I start of a cool conversation…
Angel: What?
Bakura: What?
Angel: I asked you first!
Bakura: I asked you second!
Angel: Whatever!!! What are you staring at? Take a picture it will last longer, and don't touch what you can't afford either! Ha!!!
Bakura: O-O
Angel: O-O
Bakura: O-O
Angel: O-o
Bakura: O-O
Angel: O-O (Meh!)
Bakura: O-
Angel: Hah! You lose the staring contest!!!
Bakura: Why am I in this god damn fic anywayz?
Angel: Courtesy of moi, I can assure you!
Bakura:…
Angel: This is the part where you ask me what I am doing!!!
Bakura: Oh yeah! What are you doing?
Angel: Cheesy grin, and eyes glittering manically. Wouldn't you like to know?
Bakura: Yeah, I really would.
Angel: Too bad, I was going to tell you! Laughs and can't stop-sugar (I blame sugar!)
Bakura: Hmm. Turns and fiddles with his science project.
Angel: What are you doing?
Bakura: Wouldn't you like to know?
Angel: Yeah I really would!
Bakura: Too bad, I was going to tell you!
Angel: - Er…didn't I hear that somewhere before???
Tristan: Yeah! You did!
Angel and bakura: Er…how did you get here???
Tristan: Wouldn't you like to know?
Angel: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THAT STUPID JOKE!!! Takes out her impending stick of doom and thrusts it at him, whilst the finger of shame is upon him too-severe punishment indeed!)
Tristan: No!! Not the finger of shame!!!
Bakura: How did you get here anyway?
Tristan: I appeared in my many crazy ways of appearing. (Does a dance to you You Drive me Crazy by Britney Spears!!!)
Bakura: --
Angel: Wah!!! Save me!!! Anyone!! Anyone!!!
Bakura: No-one can save you from insanity-you are insane!!!
Angel: How dare you insult me you Baka!!!
Bakura: Moi? Hey Tristan is not me!
Tristan: You drive me crazy!!! I just can't sleep!!!
Angel: '-' What on earth….OH!... ICECREAM!!!
Bakura: Oh no… people reading this fic, I urge you, don't mention ice-cream or…
Tristan: Showers!
Angel: Woo! Showers. They can be hot cold cool warm….ahhh. I want one. Now!
Bakura: Im going to walk away now, and I am going to walk away slowly….no sudden movements….
Angel: Bakura! Takles him to ground!
Tristan: Britney Spears!!!
Angel: --
Bakura:--
Tristan: What? I was being insane too!
Angel: You freak of nature! I banish you with the finger of shame!
Tristan: Nooooooooooooooooo!!! Not the finger of shame!!!
A puff of smoke devours him from fic and we are left pleasantly alone, thank gawd!
Bakura: Well…that was very disturbing!
Angel: Indeed. Let's go crazy with sugar…
Bakura: Ok. -
Mokuba: Sugar? Where?
Noah: Don't forget me bro!!!
Angel: Aren't you meant to be our age Noah? 16???
Noah: Yeah I am anyway!
Angel: But you are really really short!
Noah: I'm not short…stares embarrassed to the floor…I just did not eat my vegetables…
Mokaba: Sugar? Sugar? Sugar? Where? Where?
Angel: Why are monkeys so cool man!
Bakura: You still haven't told me what you are doing on the computer!!!
Tristan: You drive me CRAZY!
All, apart from Tristan: Just what are you on mate???
Mokuba: I want some!!!
Angel: Well, that's it for now FOLKS! And I'll leave you to wonder; Will mokuba find the sugar? And does Noah really blame his shortness on not eating his veg?
Noah: I heard that!!!
Angel: …And will bakura ever find out the point of being in this fic, and what I was doing on the computer? And will I ever understand my love for monkeys! Save the grapes! My insanity continues! Coffee. Strawberries and Cream! Will I ever be Sane??? NO!!!
Hope you liked this white-jacket wrote fic. And please-please-please spread the insanity. R and R or I'll be forced to write more!!!
Tristan: YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel: I congratulate you Bakura that was pleasantly random…
Bakura: - It was fun.
Mokuba: SUGAR!
Angel: For gods sake we get the message you BAKA!!!