Intro:
Me: Hello everyone! And welcome to Weasel Stomping Day!
Itachi:*growls*
Me: Anyways, my friend, MadameChaChan, and I wrote this story.
Itachi:*growls louder*
MadameChaChan: GRRR!
Itachi: *whimpers and runs away*
MadameChaChan: And now without any interuptions(glares at Itachi who is hiding in a corner) now introducing...WEASEL STOMPING DAY!!!
"Come on, Kisame!" Itachi urged his partner.
Itachi had woke up super early so that he could get his favorite nail polish for 50% off.
"I doubt that anyone besides you would even be here at this time," Kisame said, grumpily.
He was in the middle of his favorite movie, The Little Mermaid, when Itachi dragged him out the base. Itachi briskly walked towards "Ino's Nails" scanning the sidewalk for anyone walking towards the shop. Kisame rolled his eyes because of his partners actions. Once Itachi entered the Purple Department of the store, everyone who as there quickly fled the scene. Itachi smiled wickedly, strolling slowly over to his designation.
-At The Hyuuga Compound-
"NEJI!!! GET YOUR GOD-DAM ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!" Hinata bellowed on the staircase.
"WAIT A MINUTE HINATA DAMMIT!!!" Neji called from his room.
"YOU CAN FIX YOU DAM HAIR LATER NEJI-TEME!!!" Hanabi yelled.
"THE NEXT DAMN PERSON TO YELL WILL HAVE KITCHEN DUTY ALL YEAR!" Hiashi snapped.
Everyone stopped talking. None wanted to wash those contaminated...things for 12 months! Hinata pulled out her cell phone and started to text her cousin.
The text read:
GET DOWN HERE NOW!
-Hinata
Neji read the text message and replied:
Alright! I'm in the elevator now!!!
- Neji
Hinata got sick of waiting and started to walk towards "Ino's Nails".
RING RING! RING RING! RIN-
"Hello? Mom what is it? Sasuke has what? What is E.T.M.T? Eating Too Many Tomatoes? So he is in the hospital... just call me later and let me know if this deadly Mom," Itachi said hanging up his phone.
Itachi stopped dead in his tracks and screamed like one of his fangirls. Itachi finally found what he was looking for for the past 3 HOURS!
Itachi was just about to grab the nail polish until he heard "GOTCHA!" and noticed that the nail polish was gone.
Itachi began to chase that certain person who stole his "precious" nail polish. Itachi jump on the caper and began to tug on the nail polish.
"GIVE IT TO ME!!!" Itachi screamed.
"NEVER!!!" Hinata screamed.
"Now your asking for it," Hinata said pulling out a huge steel baseball bat and began poking Itachi "where the sun don't shine" making him fall to the ground.
"What the hell was that for!?!" Itachi said in pain.
"It's weasel stomping day!" Hinata said leaving the store with Itachi still on the floor and Kisame who was no where to be seen.
Itachi: Why where the sun don't shine...
Me: Because its the most painful place on a male's body
MadameChaChan: Yup so tell her if this story was great!
Itachi: One more thing... what happened to Sasuke?
Me: Oh yeah, he died because he ate a sandwich with a tomatoe in it
Itachi: the lords have been so greatful
Me: ok... review please