Yugi and Yami's hikari/yami relationship is going down the drain. Yugi hurts Yami's feelings with his words and his songs that he made up. Seto Kaiba comforts the sad Yami. SK X YY Prideshipping Hurt/comfort and romance. There's going to be cursing, etc.
Bold= angry/yelling/shocked (including semi angry/yelling)
Italicize= normal thinking
(Yami to Hikari)
\Hikari to Yami/ = When both the yami and hikari are talking mentally or verbally to each other.
A/N = authors notes
Kevin: Warning: There will be violence, cursing, Seto Kaiba will be OOC and have a dragon and a Yami Yugi fetish. Seto Kaiba is a doctor in this story. Yami will probably have an eating fetish. There will also be yaoi (Seto Kaiba and Yami Yugi (Prideshipping). This fanfic is not for children who dislike violence. !Warning! Yugi will curse a lot at his Yami. He will sing songs to make Yami leave him. Yugi worships Yami Bakura, Yami Marik/ Marik, and Zorc. There are stores with Yugioh character merchandise. Yami is 5,000 years old in this story.
Rex the hamster: Atemfan does not own Yugioh, Pokèmon, Digimon and other characters from cartoons like One Piece etc. She owns plenty of original characters like Trey Firewhip, Arthur Starthorn, etc.!Warning! Seto Kaiba and Yami Yugi will be a little moody at times due to the fact they were given some sort of a computer program as an upgrade that causes them to eat a lot etc. Yami, Yugi, Joey, & Mokuba have the same thing as Seto. Yugi, Joey, & Mokuba have had the program modified. Seto has modified the same program and he has also modified Yami's program upgrade as well.
Yami Yugi: Warning: This fanfiction is rated M for mature since there is language (Example: Yugi calls Yami a fucking asshole and other insults as well) and adult themes like yaoi (boy X boy sex) and violence. Sometimes Yugi will call Yami different words for brother (Example: aniki, Oniisan, Oniisama, Oniichan, Niisan, Niichan etc.) Atemfan doesn't own any real world food/drink brands or music/bands/artists. But she does own the band called the Pharaoh Dissers (Joey, Ryou, Mokuba, Yugi, & Black Tyranno Reaper) and made up food/drinks that may be in the story. There are going to be songs in most of the chapters. Yugi's band has a song in this story. Yugi will make parodies of specific songs.
There may be mpreg (A/N I may need some help for this part. I have never done this sort of thing before.)
On with the fic.
Yugi gets rid of his Yami Ch. 1
The story begins on a Saturday morning. The time: 9:00a.m. A young Yugi Muto (Authors note: In this story, Yugi will put together the puzzle when he is three.) was putting together the Millennium Puzzle on his bed.
"This is difficult. How in the hell am I supposed to put this piece of Ra fucking crap together? There are so many different pieces to put together. Does this damn fucking thing come with a manual or something?" said Yugi.
Yugi's grandfather comes into the room to investigate.
"Yugi are you having trouble putting the puzzle together?" asked Grandpa.
"Yes, I'm having trouble putting this piece of motherfucking crap together." said Yugi.
"This puzzle is not junk. I have a piece of paper that will help you put the puzzle together. Don't give up Yugi. You can put it together I just know that you can." said Grandpa.
Grandpa left the room after giving Yugi what he needed to put the puzzle together.
"Finally I can get back to work." said Yugi.
Yugi finished the puzzle by 10:00 a.m.
Suddenly something started to happen. The puzzle started to glow. Then out came a transparent person with triple colored hair, strange looking eyes etc.
Yugi was surprised at what he saw. "\Holy motherfucking Ra! Who in the fucking blue blazes are you? Are you a ghost or something else? Are you a specter? /"
"(Slow down the questions little one. One question at a time. Did you just say Holy mother f--king Ra?)" said Yami who was in spirit mode at the time.
"\No, I said Holy motherfucking Ra. /" said Yugi.
"(You sure do like to cuss a lot eh kid. I'm not a ghost or a specter. I'm a Yami whose name just so happens to be Yami. What music do you like kid?)" said Yami the spirit.
"\My name is Yugi Muto. I like all sorts of music. I like martial arts. I got a black belt at the age of two. I am thinking of starting a band soon. /" said Yugi.
"(What's the name of your band?)" asked Yami the spirit.
"\The Pharaoh Dissers. /" said Yugi.
"(The Pharaoh Dissers eh? That sounds like a mean group of people if they like to diss Egyptian pharaohs.)" said Yami the spirit.
"\I'm in the band along with Joey Wheeler, Ryou Bakura, Mokuba Kaiba, & Black Tyranno Reaper. Joey plays drums/cymbals, Ryou plays a piano synthesizer, Mokuba is a back up singer. Black and I play guitars. Mokuba and Joey change what they do frequently. We all sing songs about dissing pharaohs especially Atem. /" said Yugi.
"(That's not nice Yugi. You're being mean to people just because they're different. What else do you like doing?)" said Yami the spirit.
"\I like violent games, stealing money from people, killing, Ryou Bakura's Yami, Marik, etc. /" said Yugi.
"(You like Bakura? But he's an evil thief that steals things like money. He hurts innocent people. He uses his shadow powers for evil purposes.)" said Yami the spirit.
"\So that's why we have these items. That's so cool. I want to use shadow powers too. /" said Yugi.
"(These powers are very bad if you misuse them. I will tell you how to use them to help people.)" said Yami the spirit.
"\You want me to use them just like using superpowers right Yami? /" asked Yugi.
"(Superpowers? What are they? I don't know what you're talking about Yugi. Oh and by the way how do you get food to your room quickly?)" said Yami the spirit.
"\You don't know about Superman and other superheroes with superpowers. /" said Yugi.
"(No I don't know about them at all. Now about that food I mentioned.)" said Yami the spirit.
"\Why do you keep mentioning food Yami? /" asked Yugi.
"(Because I'm hungry. My stomach's growling. It's hungry and needs food. The food pill I took 5,000 years ago wore off and now my belly's hungry and needs food. I need lots of food because I'm starving.)" said Yami the spirit.
"\My parents could become suspicious if I take some food from the kitchen. I'll just say I have a friend spending the night. /" said Yugi.
"(What about all the other days of the week? What will I do then if you aren't at home?)" asked Yami the spirit.
"\Use your magic Yami. You'll be able to teleport the food to where you are. /" said Yugi.
Yugi went to the kitchen to get some food for Yami. Yugi's parents weren't in the kitchen so that made things easier for Yugi.
Yugi brought the food upstairs.
"\Here's the food Yami. /" said Yugi.
Yami had a hard time deciding what he would eat first. But he eventually found something that looked good.
After a while, the food was gone.
"\Holy shit!!! You ate all that food quickly! Your stomach is kinda big Yami. /" said Yugi in a shocked tone of voice.
"(That food was very good. I'm stuffed. Thanks aibou (partner). I appreciate your kindness. Is there anything I could do for you?)" said Yami the spirit.
"\I don't have a brother or sister. I'm an only child. Will you be my brother? /" said Yugi.
Yami looked at Yugi as if his hikari was a little odd. "(I'm your yami and nothing more. I'm not your aniki, Oniisan, Oniisama, Oniichan, Niisan, Niichan, niisama or brother/big brother.)" said Yami the spirit.
Yugi started to cry. Yami looked at Yugi with sympathetic eyes. "(All right Yugi I'll be your brother if you promise to take me as I am. Fat or thin, nice or upset about things etc.)" said Yami the spirit in a gentle tone of voice.
"\All right Yami I promise. Are you going to work off that weight? /" said Yugi.
"(Yugi what did I just tell you about taking me as I am!?)"said Yami the spirit in an angry voice.
Yugi started to cry. "\I'm sorry big brother. (sniff) I forgot to not say anything mean about you. /" said Yugi in a sad tone of voice. Yugi went over to Yami and tried to jump high enough so he could grab onto the top of Yami's transparent stomach. He managed to jump high enough to grab onto the top of Yami's full but still transparent stomach.
"\Yami are you going to be in spirit mode every time you come out of the puzzle? /" asked Yugi.
"(I suppose I could try and become solid flesh and bone.)" said Yami the spirit. An eye symbol showed up on Yami's forehead. His body started glowing. His transparent body became solid.
Yugi tried to get on top of Yami's stomach as hard as he could but to no avail. "\Yami a little help here. /" said Yugi.
"(Okay little Yugi I'll help you.)" said Yami. He grabbed Yugi and put him on top of his stomach. "\I love you aniki. I will always love you big brother. /" said Yugi. Yugi put his arms around Yami.
Yami was thinking mentally in his head. "(Awww. Yugi is being so nice to me. He's giving me a hug. How nice of him to do that. I want this moment to be in my mind and heart forever.)"
"\You don't have a last name. Maybe my parents can give you a last name so you can be part of the family. /" said Yugi.
"(I would like that very much Yugi but I feel like I cannot stay here. The world is cold and cruel and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me.)" said Yami.
"\Quit being such a wimp niisama. You may have to
do chores around the house because I'm too short to do them. You're
old enough to fend for yourself niisama. /" said Yugi.
"(A wimp! Yugi stop calling me names!)" said Yami in an angry tone of voice.
"\Niisama shhh. Keep your voice down. Do you want my parents to come up here and ask me what's going on in here? /" said Yugi.
"(I'm sorry aibou. I'll be quiet. I wonder how come they didn't come upstairs the first time I yelled?)" said Yami quietly.
"\Maybe it's because they were watching TV in the living room. Okay niisama I'll stop calling you names. How's about a nice massage? /" said Yugi quietly. "(I would like that very much.)" said Yami quietly. Yugi found someway to get underneath Yami's shirt. Yugi started to lightly scratch Yami's stomach. "(That feels good.)"said Yami quietly. Yami started to make very odd noises quietly. After a while, Yugi had finished massaging Yami's stomach. "\I'm done Yami. I'm tired. I am going to take a nap. /" said Yugi quietly.
The time: 2:45 p.m. Yami was taking a nap along with Yugi.
Yugi was lying on top of Yami. At 3:30 P.M. Yugi's parents came up the stairs and opened the door. Both of Yugi's parents went over to Yugi's bed. They looked down and saw Yugi laying on top of Yami. "Who's your friend Yugi?" asked Mr. Muto. Yugi woke up. "This is my friend Yami. He doesn't have a last name. Can we find some way to give him our last name?" asked Yugi. "Yes he can share our last name. All we have to do is fill out some papers of some sort." said Mr. Muto.
To be continued in chapter 2. Review and comment.