A/N: Edward Hyde and Adam Frankenstein hanging out.
"So you killed one person. I killed three people. For someone with your bluster you're not that threatening."
"Well, at least I didn't dick around killing family members instead of the jackass responsible for my shitty life!"
"You're still just a coarse man, not exactly a threatening monster."
"And you're no fun. At least I get out and have a life."
"Try 'having a life' with this abomination of a body."
"That's easy. Find the blind people."
"You think you're so funny, don't you."
"I'M FUCKING HILARIOUS!"
"You're obnoxious, that's what you are."
"You're just a snob."
"It comes fromliving in the wilderness foraging and living like a caveman."
"OoOh touchy."