Disclaimer: I don't own naruto but I do own Ryoma

"weeee" this is talking

'narusasu 4 live' this are naruto's and other people's thoughts

[sexsexsex] this are sasuke thoughts

{i am horny} this are ryoma's thoughts

(hn) this are itachi's thoughts

/let's smoke/ everyone else's thoughts

Weeeeee crazy inner voice

Uzumaki Sama

Naruto's Thoughts:

My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I'm in my last year at Sarutobi Jr high and I am 14 years old. I have blond hair and tan skin, though you have never been to the beach kit. Shut up I am trying to introduce myself here. Yea I got that but to who are you talking exactly. Well to the...To the audience in your head. No! I just...are you talking to me because 1) I already know what you look like and 2) I am you so in other words your talking to yourself. Fine! I am talking to myself...Happy, God a man can't even have privacy in his own mind. From yourself? No you can, If you did I would advice you to see a psychologist...on second though go see one any ways. Anyways as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, by yourself, SHUT UP! As I was saying I have cerulean blue eyes and three whisker marks on each cheek.

Right now I'm in homeroom and our teacher is explaining to us how the year will go why are you narrating what your doing again? Because I am bored, oh I see, that explains it all, I wish he would just give us our schedules and let us be on our way. "God this is so boring" whispers Ryoma. Ryoma is my twin brother he is older than me but only by a few minutes. A few minutes that he does not lets us forget about.

Were weird twins because Ryoma has red hair, he is tan like me but instead of blue eyes his eyes are red but he does have the same marks in his cheeks as me. Are you sure that is the only thing that makes you two weird...come on think about there has to be more, in fact there is. Would you please shut up your going to confuse them, Huh Confuse who YOUR ARE TALKING TO YOURSELF! I decided to ignore my inner voice who seems to be in a cranky mood and pay attention "Tell me about! He should give us our scheduled and let us be on our merry way" that's our best friend Ino she looks more like my twin than Ryoma but she's not.

Ino used to have this huge crush on Ryoma, I can't see why now, Yea I know specially since now they act like cats and dogs they fight for everything. I think is because Ryoma feels that if he isn't like that she will probably fall for him again and is not that he's being cocky but its actually true believe it or not the reason she fell for him in the first place was because he was nice to her or as she said 'he was a true gentlemen' whatever that means It means he was a very good actor.

"Did you just said merry?" said Ryoma mockingly with a smug look on his face that made me realize immediately what was coming. "yes I did, you got a problem with that." Ino asked with anger in her tone already getting riled up by Ryoma's attitude and smugness. "I swear sometimes I put to question if your really a guy that like to cross-dress." BANG! Ino threw a textbook at Ryoma that just barely missed him but hit some poor sucker that was next to him, hahahahahahaha that was classic hahahahahhahaha Oh God poor kid, It is not funny I think that kid in unconscious.

"INO! RYOMA! What is going on?" screamed our teacher Iruka "Oh trust me Ino I am not afraid to hit a girl and I am definitely not afraid to hit you either." Scream Ryoma as him and Ino started to fight throwing things at each other hitting the kid that was just waking up from the textbook that Ino threw, Ouch today is not that kids day, am I the only one that is worry about the kid, Yea pretty much. "Not again" Iruka sighed. You see this is a pretty normal beginning to the year -except for the kid getting beamed in the head, that was new and hilarious- but I knew this year would be different because this year we get to do the older brother/sister system, something I'm not looking forward to, like I don't have enough with Ryoma as a big brother.

Sasuke's Thoughts:

My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I am a freshman in Hokage Heaven High. I am 15 years old and top in my class. I have black hair, black eyes, and pale white skin, don't forget the stick up your ass. Yeah that's right eat your heart out, eat your heart out seriously. WOW! that sounded so gay and self centered.

Our teacher is talking about some big brother system, I tried to listen when I fell a paper hit my head. "Psss. Psss. Psss. Sasuke." That's my so called friend Neji, he is the second top student and he looks like a girl, a hot girl, ewwwww sooo not going there. "What do you want Neji?" I asked very irritated at Neji and the voice in my head, Hey don't blame me because I am you so in some twisted part of your mine you actually think Neji is hot. I decide not to respond to my inner voice, also Neji's answer distracted me from further thought "If you are going to be like that just forget it" I should have known Neji does that a lot and it bugs the fuck out of me.

Usually Neji would bug Gaara my other friend, who oddly enough has no eyebrows, I think he shave them off, I would put it pass him, Creepy, I need some normal friends, like your normal yourself.

Anyways the eyebrow less freak is looking out the window, what is he looking at? OMG! He's drooling! The only thing that can make him drool like that is….yep another freak, Rock Lee is this really creepy guy, who likes to dress like our gym teach Gai-sensei. I guess Gai-sensei is his idol or something but couldn't the kid find a person that is a little less creepy and annoying as his idol, No what would be the fun in that.

Lee has a bowl shape hair cut, which oddly enough work for him, really bushy eyebrows that looks like two caterpillars, he should really pluck those, they creep me the fuck out, he is obsess with the color green and wears it all the time specially this green jumpsuit, Again he makes it work. That suit is possibly the gayest outfit I've ever seen, really the gayest, cause I have seen some pretty gay things in your closet, No seriously it looks more like one of those outfits that couples would use when their playing their sexual games in bed because is so tight, his junk is probably suffocating in there, their tighter than those gay nut hugger jeans you love. Yeah but I've got to hand it to him, he's got one hell of a body and he's pretty confident, in an annoying way.

I look out the window and see that he is running laps, Gaara has had a crush on him since elementary but the freak doesn't notice, Talk about being naïve, I mean wouldn't you notice some creepy guy drooling every time they see you, dense much?. "Hey weirdo your drooling again" I whisper being the good friend that I am. He blushes and cleans up the drool, Is hard to think this is the quite, scary, psychotic Gaara we all know and love, I know is like when Lee is involve he becomes another person.

I swear to god if I ever end up like that for an idiot I will kill myself, or better yet him. But that would never happen because no person has being born that can make Sasuke Uchiha drool, you sure, what about that guy in the porn magazines that you have, that's different, how? It just is because I am horny at the time not lovesick. I will never being so crazy about a guy that would become a completely different person, Why do I have the feeling that that was the biggest understatement you've ever said?

Inner Evil: I rewrote the whole chapter because is were people were main commenting on and some people probably did not continue reading the story because of the first chapter -they judged a book by it's cover- anyway tell me what you think of the new and improve chapter 1 and again I want honesty.

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