PHANTASY STAR: HUNTER LEGACY

EPISODE 1: RAGOL

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Ragol Surface

News Reporter: ahem hey! Umm..is that box thing on?

Cameraman: if u mean the camera then yes...

News Reporter: Alright....this is Katie Jackson with news of Pioneer 1...apparently there are VERY dangerous animals here...such as a bear with claws for arms!---- well what do ya know? Here's one now! walks to the booma

Booma: SLASH

Cameraman: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!

Principal of Pioneer 678: WHAT HAPPENED!!!??? My colony is NOT going down there! takes a bomb MWAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!! throws it right in the middle of the colony. EXPLODE

Principal of Pioneer 2: they just blew themselves up!

Principal of Pioneer 1: OMFG!!!! A GIANT WORM!!!!!!! RUN!!!!

And so.... They died.....

Principals of Pioneers 3-700: THROWS BOMBS IN SHIPS GIANT EXPLOSIONS

And so....they died.....

Principal of Pioneer 2: OMG! Noooo! They ALL killed themselves!

And so....that is how pioneer 2 was the only colony left.....

Principal Tyrell(principal of pioneer 2): send some hunters down there! I want a thorough search of the WHOLE ENTIRE FREAKIN' planet!!!!!

Secretary: And if I say "no"!?

Principal Tyrell: shoots secretary with lockgun then THAT happens! looks at other secretary

Secretary: I'm on it, sir!

Principal Tyrell: good....very good.....MWAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------

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