Hi this is my first Fan Fiction Story and im sorry if its rubbish but please comment I would like to see what you think about it. Also I don't own twilight Stephanie does.

Bella's P.O.V

Well what a day. I don't know that shopping with Alice could be SOOO boring I would have died if I stayed there an hour more. Wait make it 2 seconds.

"So did you have fun?" Alice asked me in her sweet voice. Looking at me. I knew if I said no I would be dead and I knew If I said yes I would be shopping again a.k.a dead.

"Meh" I said as I shrugged looking down at my feet.

"So you wanna go shopping again" She said with big golden eyes. She's hypnotising me quick close your eyes. My brain told me. My eyes automatically shut.

"Um I I got too um do something um lots of coursework Yeah. Lots and lots Its Staking up." I panicked walking to the house backwards as she walked forwards. I bashed into the door and turned the knob. Panicking I started to push the door backwards and forwards hopefully someone will open the door. Hopefully.

"Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Open the Stupid Door." I shouted till bashing it. "You guys hurry."

"Let go of it then I could open it." A Voice said from behind it. I stopped. It opened slowly I ran behind him peering around him at Alice

"Thanks Um -." I Looked up and saw Jasper "Jasper. You saved me from the shopaholic vampire." I joked. She walked in staring at me in total humiliation. Mwhahahahahahaha. She needed that. I walked into the clean living room were Emmett was shouting at the x-box because Jasper "cheated" and won. Edward was playing on his piano.

"Ready to get beaten by the master." Emmett grinned at Jasper and Jasper Grinned Back and sat down besides him. Alice Placed herself by Jaspers legs and watched.

"Emmett face it, your crap at the x-box." Jasper said. He was speaking the truth. He only won when it came to Carlisle by about 3 points. But he liked it and it stopped him making stupid adventures. I was standing by the piano, well leaning on it. Staring at the plasma TV on the wall they started to shoot the zombies. Ugh how can you do that? I mean you could but its horrible even Alice's face is on Jaspers Leg turned away from the TV.

"Psstt Bella" Edward Whispered

"Yes Edward?" I Replied

"How was Shopping?" Ugh did he really need to know

"It was Bad." I whispered. Hope she cant here us talking " Like Always."

"Esme, Rosalie and Carlisle have gone hunting."

"Ok you went when we went shopping" I shuddered " right?"

"Right" he agreed we looked at each other happily when something scared the shit out of me. It was Jaspers shout of happiness when he won.

"Yeah I won, I won." He said rubbing it in Emmett's face

" Oh whatever!!" Emmett Shouting at him, the x-box and the TV. He lobbed the controller at the couch and stomped up stairs. He was having a Girly Fit. Everyone burst out laughing

"Oooohhhh" everyone shouted up

"SHUT UP OR ELSE!!" he threatened. We stared at each other then burst out laughing Once Again. We heard thumping going down the stairs

"No Emmett" Edward Pleaded. He must have heard his thoughts.

"Edward get out of my mind" he shouted. Correct it was a thought.

"Edward what was he thinking?" I whispered he stared at the nothingness

"He was-." He stopped only to find that Emmett was standing there With a Massive Grin on his face.

"Oh please no." I whispered to Edward.

"Guess what." Emmett said though his grin

"Is it one of your metal adventures?" Alice said Looking at Jasper. They were loved up I could tell by the way they looked at each other.

"Yes good guess." he said as he lunged himself on the chair. Oh God Save Me, Save me and Edward, Jasper and Alice. He leaned forwards and rubbing his hands.

"We are going to go to are school and-."

"Emmett we don't want to end in prison thanks" Jasper Said

"Shut-Up and listen to me. And where going to trash everything the classrooms, the cafeteria, the staff room everything top-to-bottom." His face lightened up in pure delight. It seems ace to do that I would love to trash the school but I don't want to end up in jail where my dad will know and I will die.

"Im in." Jasper Said

"Im in as well." Alice agreed

"Well that only leaves Edward and Bella" Emmett said in delight. I looked at Edward's confused face.

"Well, Im in if you are Edward." I said

"Im only doing this if Bella doesn't get told off."

"Ok a full house." He smiled " Everyone Ready."

"What Now?" I asked confused.

"When the cats away the mice shall play." Emmett Cheered. He opened the door "Eddie can we take your Volvo?"

"Well I don't know." He said confused. Emmett give him the puppy dog look and I don't think it worked.

"Please." Emmett Begged Like a puppy.

"Ok." Edward Said, "As long as I don't get fined."

We all got in the car Alice was first, Then Jasper, And Then Me all at the back. Emmett was in the passenger seat and Edward was driving. We set of at about 100mph on 40mph roads. I gazed out of the window blankly looking at the passing trees.

"Edward Slow down, humans do the speed limit not like 20x more." I said not really giving a damn now.

"Ok Sweetie." He said happily. When we got there we all leaped out of the car. Whilst everyone else was smiling at the building, Edward and me looked at each other probably thinking the same thing "why did I do this." We walked slowly with each other hand in hand at the back of are group.

"Why did I do this?" I murmured

"I have no Idea" Edward Said "Must be some kind of Human Emotion."

"Yeah some thing like that." I agreed. Yeah it must be some kind of emotion maybe Jasper will know. We all stopped at the doors. Emmett started to thump them.

"Emmett you going to set of the alarms here let me." Alice said walking forward with a metal rod. She pressed her pale white face next to the metal doors, pushed the rod though the locks and listened. We all listened with her. Her face lightened up when the lock clicked

"Yes." She whispered and pushed open the doors and smiled "Ta-ta." she shouted " Bet you couldn't do that Emmett." She challenged him as a joke.

"I bet I could only if I had a rod." he replied. She walked past him shaking her head laughing at him, we all walked past him. Hahahahahahaha you got owned by a girl Hahahahahahaha owned by a vampire girl double the humiliation. We smiled at each other and bust out laughing.

"What are you two laughing at?" Jasper smiled at us. We both pointed at Emmett and started laughing again and so did Jasper. He took one at Emmett and just bust into a roar of laughter.

"Ok, ok what's so fun-." She turned around only to find that Emmett was doing a pretty good impression of her.

"Look at me, im Alice Cullen, I love to shop and I love to love Jasper I nicknamed him Jazz because I think he's Jazzie. Oh Jazz let me kiss you-."He ran over to Jasper and started kissing him on his check. Ewww Emmett's acting kinda well gay.

"Emmett!, Sorry Alice Stop it!" He Joked. I was to busy looking at Emmett and Jasper that I didn't even consider Alice. Her Face was all angry her eyes did the evil stare. She actually looked like a terrifying vampire for once. I was actually horrified. I tugged on Edwards coat, he looked at me with his best smile

"I think Emmett's Gone Overboard just a tad." I whispered he looked at Alice face. And looked shocked. Whoa I've never seen him this shocked before. Never.

"EMMETT CULLEN!!" Alice spoke through her gritting teeth "IM GOING TO KILL YOU." She threw herself on his muscular body aiming for his throat. Her little mouth found their way to his ice neck she was about to bite when Jasper, Edward and I eventually pulled her from Emmett. She was strong for something her size.

Edward and me kept her still whilst Jasper calmed her down it calmed everyone down except me. But I was all ready calm. Calm as a, as a, um, something calm.

"Now no stupid impressions, no messing about we've got a school to ruin." Jasper said. Everyone nodded in agreement. We only had one problem. That was there ctv footage of Alice trying to kill Emmett even though he was un-dead.

"Easy, me and Bella will go to the principles office and destroy the type and shut down the ctv camera's simples." Edward said

"Ok Me, Alice and Jasper will mess up everything in are path, meet us in the cafeteria at about 7:30?" he said smiling

"Ok see you then." I said Edward held my hand and we made are way up to the principles office. When we were there Edward ran in to sit on the chair pretending to be him. I knocked on the door.

"Come in." he said in a low voice and I mean really low

"Miss Swan why are you here?" he said, he had his feet on the desk and playing with a pencil. I walked towards him.

"Well My friends tried to kill each other my boy friends a vampire and his family are too. Umm and im going to kiss you in about 20 seconds." I said sitting on the edge of the desk. "I think I need to be expelled sir."

" I do to. What's your number?" he said I giggled I bent over to kiss him. I forgot that I was on the corner and fell off.

"Aarrrgghh, ow that's a bad move." I moaned

"Bella Are you ok?" he panicked

"Yeah im fine." I said as he pulled me up to my feet I rubbed my hip. I walked over to the speaker on the desk and turned it on.

"Hey its Emmett, Jasper and Alice." Edward Laughed. I walked over to him laughing at them they had paint all over them it was funny to watch. I pulled the speaker to the TV and spoke in it.

" I am your lord worship me!" I said giggling. I saw that Emmett and Jasper Were praying to me. We Started Laughing. I turned it off

"Come on we have to do our job." I said we grapped the tape and turn off the cameras and legged it to the cafeteria.

"What took you so long?" Emmett said he was covered in paint and so were alice and jasper. I wish I could have been with them it seemed fun.

"Errrmm." I Thought for a while. Ok, what shall we say to them, well I?

"Yes Emmett we were." Edward answered. May be to his thought. I knew what he was thinking even without vampire powers or special abilities. Edward had to tell. Grrr. Now I feel like killing them. Double Grrr. I heard Alice's sweet laugh in the corner but it was burred in jasper's arm. I also saw Emmett's head behind the counter his face grinning.

"Hey Jasper." He Grinned. Jasper turned towards Emmett. "Catch." He shouted as he lobbed the slop at him. His shirt witch was white was covered in red and yellow slop. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He looked up to see Emmett on the floor laughing. He walked over to the other counter pick up a spoon full of cream cake and lobbed it at Edward. Edward Scowled at Jasper whilst Jasper and Emmett Started laughing.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Emmett shouted. I don't want to get covered in food im going to leg it under the table! I ran to the nearest table trying not to get hit by the flying food. EEEEPPPP run Bella run! my brain shouted. I crawled to the table were Alice was she was covered in paint too.

"You didn't want to get covered too?" she asked. Well duh.

"Yeah."I replied we both went ducked as something flew over are heads.

"Were gonna die." I said. We are, when Esme knows we've trashed the school, got paint all over are clothes, not to mention we had a food fight.

"Well im not, you are im all ready dead." She said smiling "Jasper will get me out." She said still smiling.

"You well be un-deader and besides Edward will get me out no problem." I whispered. We sat there smiling. How long has it been until they started maybe 10mintues ago?

"Right I've had it!" I shouted. I cant take it sitting here missing all the fun. I crawled from underneath the table until I felt something yanking on my top I turned towards Alice.

"Where are you going?" she asked

"Im not missing the fun because I don't want to get dirty my clothes can always be washed." I replied with a smile on my face. "You coming?" I asked. She stared at me confused then put her grin on her face and held my hand and crawled up with me.

"Lets do this." She said picking up some curry with her hands and through it at Edward. We both stared at each other and laughed. You should have seen his face. He through something at Alice but it went on me. Emmett, Jasper, Alice were laughing at me. I looked at Edwards face in despair and in worry; I just smiled at him and threw something back I think it was, um, pasta that went on his trousers. We just started to throw anything (which was food or drink) at each other this went on for about 30mins, I lent back to reach some food but ended up pressing the alarm button for the police. stared at each other in utter panic.

"What are we going to do." I screamed over the ringing alarm. The shutters were closing now, quickly. Before I knew it I was flipped on Edwards back.

"Hold on" he shouted, He ran towards the window and jumped out he landed on his stomach. Oh I hope I didn't hurt him I didn't mean to. I got off and lay on the floor just opposite him.

"Are you ok, I didn't mean to hurt you, Im sorry." I Panicked

"Bella im immortal I don't get hurt silly." He said Smiling. I got up and helped him up. Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Edward and I stood staring at each other we had food in are hair, on are clothes, on are faces every where on are bodies were covered in food. We are all going to be killed or be un-deader.

"Lets go home. Please before the police come." I said

"Good idea, everyone get in the car." Edward said, we went in the car one after the other in a rush. I put my seat belt on and off we went. Oh My God if my dad catches me, im doomed, I will not allowed to see Edward ever, EVER. Edward pulled up in the driveway where Carlisle, Rosalie and Esme were waiting in the doorway.

"Just get behind me," Edward whispered when I got out of the car. He

Let everyone out and slammed the door. I walked up the driveway behind Edward pushing my food-covered hair behind my ear.

"EMMETT, JASPER, EDWARD, ALICE, BELLA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!" Esme shouted at us. "Don't tell me you have been on Emmett's crazy, wild, adventures?"

"Yes actually." Jasper told her.

" Get inside all of you, you're making me embarrassed." She said, we all walked in with are heads down, apart from Emmett who was smiling at us. We sat down on the couch looking at our feet. I shouldn't have agreed with Alice and Jasper and Emmett and nearly get arrested.

"So who did this?" Carlisle said in his strict tone, we all looked and pointed at Emmett. He already knew the answer what a daft question.

"Right you lot go and get cleaned up." Esme Said in her I've given up voice. We all got up and went upstairs. Apart from Emmett. As I walked up the stairs, the voices of Carlisle and Emmett shouting at each other. That's when I heard the noise of something smashing. Edward and me ran downstairs to see what the crash was. I saw Esme crying on Carlisle shoulder, I saw Alice and Jasper in shock, I saw Emmett, in shock, I saw Rosalie in shock, I saw Edward in shock, My face was shocked, I also saw two windows smashed on the floor and on the grass he must have throw something through the window and smashed it, he was in deep trouble. DEEP.

"Emmett Cullen!!" Carlisle Shouted At him " Your Paying for that, The X-box and the football are banned, You're grounded and apologize."

"Sorry Esme for breaking your windows, Sorry Alice, Jasper, Edward and Bella for dragging you into this, Sorry Carlisle that you adopted me, Sorry Rosalie for being your husband, Sorry God for being existed. There is that ok?" he asked, Half smiling. Why was he apologizing to us all? Weirdo.

"Bella What about if you sleep at your house tonight, after you have gotten clean im sure Charlie wouldn't mind to see you." Edward whispered.

"Ok that seems good." I whispered back. We walked back up the stairs and I went to have a shower. It took about an hour to be descent, well close to descent as we could get. We walked back down the stairs and through the garage. Wow 2 beautiful clean cars and one dirty one. Check.

"Bella come on lets go." Edward Shouted from his Volvo. Yeah, Yeah im coming. I got into the car and through my bag on the back seat, put my seatbelt on. Edwards Car purred on it's way to Charlie's house. I gazed at Edwards Focused eyes, focused face and focused body. Wow im lucky to have him. Im glad that I've got him.

"Bella, Bella you home." He said, waving his hand in front of my face. Bella Focused stop looking at him like a noob, yes he's your boyfriend but it's been 10mintues since he pulled up just snap out of it! My brain told me.

"Wha, Im out im out of it." I snapped out of it. He stared at me but the laughed.

"Come on Silly." He said softly from his perfect lips. I got out of the Volvo I was just about to turn to get my bag when Edward was there holding it for me.

"Thanks." I smiled at him.

"Meet you in your bedroom." Edward said kissing my cheek. I smiled weakly at him and turned to walk into the house. Wow I didn't know my house was that big. I slammed the door behind me and threw my bag on the floor.

"Bella how nice to have you back." Dad shouted from the living room. Yeah Right if you were that bothered you've probley come to hug me. Stupid. I stommed up the stairs to my bedroom were my vampire in shining armour was waiting for me.