I went to this one website for ideas on writing a bad fanfiction. I read some of the ideas and one popped up that I couldn't help but read. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Barack Obama. The story should use suicide as a plot device!
Poor Scooby
Scooby Doo couldn't take it anymore one more year under a republican is going to be hell. The Republicans were taking civil liberties away from good citizens. He knew that his relationship with Shaggy was not just frowned upon by them but made them second class citizens. He knew that the world would really look down at the United States if another Republican ever got into power and with how old McCain was there was a good chance that he will just die in power. Then next in line is god help her dumb soul, Sara Palin.
"Scooby! Obama got in not McCain!" Shouted the excited Velma but it was too late for poor Scooby. For you see Scooby had killed himself. He couldn't handle the idea of McCain going into power. Poor, dumb Scooby; Maybe next time he will trust that people voting were not going to be complete idiots every time they went to a voting booth.