Creepy Toast
Luka Megurine walked out into the dining room one morning (which is connected to the kitchen) and she took out a slice of bread and dropped it into the toaster. She walked back upstairs to get dressed while the bread was being toasted. But this toaster had a small problem. It had a habit of turning anything that was dropped into it very evil. An example is when Len tried to put a waffle in it, said waffle jumped out of the toaster and began dragging him in chains throughout the house. The same thing happen to Miku when she attempted to toast a leek... Don't ask me why she did that.
Luka came back down stairs and was about to walk into the dining room when she stopped. Sitting on the table next to one of Kaito's ice cream cone keychains and her cellphone was the tiny piece of toast. It looked very angry at Luka. Wait a second... "How does that thing have eyes!" She shouted. Peeking around the corner, she saw the toast, still sitting on the table, still angry. It was a creepy little piece of toast.
She attempted to get closer but it got angier at her. It sorta looked like Big Al. "Now that doesn't make any sense at all..." She said to the author. She carefully walked to her cell and picked it up. All the while, the toast was looking at her. "Is that thing checking me out!" Luka shouted, a bit scared. Attempting to get out of there, Luka heard the toast say something: "Hey you. Why don't you eat me? I am perfectly tasty..." Luke thought about eating it but then it said, "And I'll steal your soul!" She quickly ran in, grabbed the toast and threw it into the sink.
She turned on the hot water and the toast screamed in pain as it dissolved in the water and went down the drain. Rin came in, eating an orange. She asked, "Luka...? What are you doing...?" She turned around and said, "Ummmm... cleaning some dishes...?" Rin just stood there and said, "OK then~" And she skipped off. Luka quickly grabbed the evil toaster and went outside to the shed. Grabbing a hammer, she crushed that toaster to bits and threw it into the trash.
"Has anyone seen the toaster...?" Meiko asked one morning. The others were in the dining room, eating breakfast. "I haven't seen it..." Gakupo said, chewing on a few bits of pancake. Len poked his head up from behind the table (he dropped a fork) and said, "Nope, I haven't seen it either..." "Luka, have you seen it...? Rin said you were the last one to use it..." Meiko asked. Luka's head snapped up. She just simply said, "When I used it, it uh... it caught on fire and got messed up. So I had to throw it out..." The others looked at her as if she were a criminal awaiting trial. Meiko just said, "Oh. Well at least we can get a better one... That last one was making the food taste weird..." Luka said to herself, "You don't know the half of it..."
Random? YES. I love the song 'Creepy Toast' that is made by matt9five AKA Doofus (as he wants to be called). So meh. Review!