They were alone, together, finally. The Witch King shed his silky black cloak to reveal his true form. At first he was shy; he had never revealed his true form to anybody but Sauron before. Everybody else in Mordor thought he was just your average skeletal wraith, but it was not true. The Witch King was super sexy, in actual fact.
Looking at his eager lover, he took a step closer, making sure to extend his tanned, skinny leg.
"Oh, Witch King," muttered his lover, Sauron. The Witch King pressed his full lips against the flaming eyeball before him and they kissed hard and long. Sauron nibbled on his lips sensually, causing him to let out a small moan.
"Mmm, Sauron." His hands roamed the expanses of that eyeball hungrily, grabbing and squeezing as he went.
"Take me!" Cried out Sauron when it all became too much for him. The Witch King did just that.
The other ringwraiths sniggered as they listened to the Witch King and Sauron, many of them recording it on their mobile phones. They heard a particularly loud moan from behind the door and they burst out laughing.
The next day, the videos and sound recordings were viral. Everybody in Middle Earth, from Elrond to Ugluk had seen them.
This whole fanfiction was just something I wrote when I was really hyper. It's not meant to be good, or even make sense. It's just for fun :) Also, I don't own any of the characters.