Shelob and her Sticky Web

by Emotionless Whisper

Well, it's about Shelob and Frodo.... together... in a cave..... -raises eyebrow- i think you can guess the rest. Another stupid story by m-wa!

Shelob and Her Sticky Web

Trudging though Mordor.

Frodo came across a cave,

Dear little gollum,

Said it was the only way.

So not wanting to go home,

He set foot inside the dark.

Relaying on his light bulb,

He held close to his heart.

Then suddenly a noise,

Made Frodo wet his pants.

Looking down he blushed.

But Shelob didn't waste the chance.

She jumped upon Frodo,

And whispered seductive words.

"I've never tried pee flavoured hobbit you know?

I wonder what it's like."

Frodo starred at her eyes wide,

Then pushed her off running away.

But her and her sticky web

Caught him anyway.

Suddenly Sam appeared.

Frodo looked across at him confused.

"You're not supposed to be on set yet

It's not your turn."

"Oh sorry master Frodo,

It's just I really need the loo.

And I didn't want to do it while filming

Just encase Shelob ate me too.