Authors Note: Hey pplz this is cubanagurl and MissHaileeR! We are both writing a story about us on an adventure! In the...VAN HELSING WORLD! lolz hope you like it! PS. REVIEW OR DIE! jk luv ya guys-33 cubanagurl and MissHaileeR
It is very dark...tooooo dark. Cubanagurl and MissHaileeR are sitting on the couch...watching...
cubanagurl: NOOOOO Dracula is dead! How could Stephen Sommers do this to us? WAHHHHHHHHHHH
MissHaileeR:It's just a movie dracula is in his castle with the annoying aleera,the, viscious verona, and the mischivous marishka
cubanagurl: Like that would totally make me feel better... *sniffs, has tissue in her hand* HE'S FAKE I TELLL YOU...F-A-K-E! WAHHHHHHH
MissHaileeR:Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could go to Transylvania where the Van Helsing gang lives...
cubanagurl: Hmmm...that does sound pretty cool I guess...but there's a problem...they are fictional characters...
MissHaileeR: I know but if we were to go there i would stalk dracula
cubanagurl: Hahaha of course you would
MissHaileeR:well its 9:00 we should go to bed now
cubanagurl: Normally, I would stay up late...but I do have a monster headache...Sleep sounds good to me...
snore snore snore
cubanagurl: MissHaileeR, you awake? I think its morning...and uh...what the?
No longer are the two girls safe and snuggled in a big home... cubanagurl felt a leaf upon her knee...afterwards she examines her surrondings...
cubanagurl: Hail, wake up right now! *shakes MissHaileeR*
MissHailee is snoring and a bug crawls up her nose...
MissHaileeR:AHHHHHHHH *blows bug out of nose* i wonder if that bug WAIT where are we
cubanagurl: That is the reason why I have been trying to wake you up! Silly Goose! Now, get up...we need answers to uncover...
MissHaileeR: Well from me examining i think we are in ...CHINA or ETHIOPIA
cubanagurl: Oh Hail... there may be some possibility that you are right... NO YOU DUMMY! We are in Eastern Europe!
MissHaileeR:0.o ohhhhhh
cubanagurl: Yeah as in ROMANIA! omg maybe just maybe I am correct! Let's ask that random dude over there... I studied Romanian for three years!
MissHaileeR: DOOOOOO YOOOOOOOUUUUU SPEEEEEAAAAAK EEEENNNNNGGGGGLLLLLIIIISSSHHH!
cubanagurl: No stupid, he's not gonna understand that! *right now is Romanian* România este aceasta?
Random guy:Dude im from miami
cubanagurl: Oooh sorry sir...I thought you were Romanian...Uhmmm is this place Romania?
Random guy: Yes...bad place this is...bunch of bats and whatnot...
cubanagurl: I love bats! Studied them all my life... (:
MissHaileeR:I hear they have BIG ears
Random guy: That's the worse part! If you insult them they'll hear you...
cubanagurl: Actually, bats don't understand.. they understand by movements
MissHaileeR: Hey do you know any nearby villages
Random guy: Yeah its right there...some village called...Vaseria...
cubanagurl: It's like a dream come true! VASERIA! The village that Stephen made in Prague.
Random guy: I am gonna go now...
as they are skipping happily to vaseria village they run into a very known person
cubanagurl: Excuse me sir! We are trying to get...*sees Gabriel* oh my...
MissHaileeR:*THUMP*
cubanagurl: Oh sorry my friend seemed to have fainted... the name is... Jess or call me cubanagurl...my fanfiction user... (:
Van helsing:here i'll help you carry your friend to the village
cubanagurl: thanks...Van Helsing...
Van Helsing: How do you know me?
cubanagurl: Trust me...I know alot about you... now let's go... Oh and hi Carl...
Van Helsing: You know my friend?
cubanagurl: sure...he's the coolest friar around...
Carl: uhmmm...hello...*turns to Van Helsing* At least someone knows my name...
when they reach the village they run into a very important girl or princess
Anna:You there, turn around let me see your faces..
MissHaileeR:*wakes up* oh my gosh its anna!*steps on gravediggers foot*
Gravedigger:*curses in romanian* rahat târfă #!*% prost!
MissHaileeR:Ooops oh and by the way cubanagurl i think i know whats next
cubanagurl:yeah the three little homewreckers are coming
Van helsing: you mean those beasts behind anna
MissHaileeR: Oooooo here comes annas famous line
Anna:EVERYBODY INSIDE!
cubanagurl:There it is... theres the famous line
Villager:get all the children!
MissHaileeR:forget the children get the CHICKENS!...there my only friends
Villager: shes right GET THE CHICKENS!
Aleera:heeellllloooo anna
Anna: nice to see you to aleera
cubanagurl: Yeah, aleera I know what you are about to say...' i know what lurks in your lusting heart anna' yadyadyadyadyada
Aleera:0.o
MissHaileeR: Its a bird,Its a plane,ITS COOKIE MONSTER!...and he has come to save the dayyyy.
Cookie monster:Face my cookie blades!*kills marishka*
verona:Mariskaaaaa!
aleera:Mariskaaaa!*flys away and verona follows*
Anna: excuse me what are your names
MissHaileeR:Wait first can you translate this for me i heard of it but i dont know what it means?...de ce există o pepită caca pe podea
Anna: it means why is there a poop nugget on the floor... o.o *looks at her strangely*
MissHaileeR:0.o...well lets go to castle frankenstein
Van Helsing: Why would we do that?
cubanagurl: Let's just say that you're answers are just right in there...
Anna: You two just confuse me...are you both pyschic?
MissHaileeR: yeah we are and look i can make smoke come out of my butt so that proves it
cubanagurl: Oh dear lord please do not do that public *smacks hand on forehead*
MissHaileeR: Ooooppppsss to late
villager: I think I just died a little
Anna: That is just disturbing...
Carl: Oh my goodness it just popped my popcorn!
cubanagurl: *laughs till she pukes* Oh Carl, you are soo funny!
Carl: *blushes*
Van Helsing: So what about this Castle Frankenstein?
Anna: I think we should go...the girls must be right about this place...
villager :RUN! an evil clown has come to take over europe!
cubanagurl: Hmm... I don't recall that being in the movie... Ohhh woops probably left my scary clown doll with the cow...
TO BE CONTINUED!