Hello everyone! It's a new multi-chapter story, this time featuring Jiraiya, Naruto, and Shisui Uchiha. It's never been done before. I am a genius! (Oh yeah, it's a femNaru fic.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

Random battlefield...I mean Konoha:

"Fūinjutsu: Shiki Fūin!" Minato yelled.

The Kyuubi gave a mighty roar and leveled several trees as it watched its chakra disappear into the stomach of a newborn girl.

One last thought crossed the fox's mind before it lost consciousness. Shouldn't the brat have whisker marks or something?

Minato sighed in relief as the last traces of Kyuubi's chakra disappeared into the seal. He smiled and looked up as Jiraiya approached him.

"Hey, sensei." The blond Hokage muttered wearily. "I'll be dead momentarily, so can you take little Naru-chan and take care of her for me? Thanks!" Without waiting for an answer, the Yondaime fell to the ground, lifeless.

Jiraiya scowled at his student's body "Dammit, Minato, I suck at raising kids! Oi! Wake the hell up!"

Jiraiya sighed and headed to an emergency council meeting. "Stupid students and their 'save Konoha by dying' plans." He looked down at the little girl in his hands. "What do I do with you now, eh?"

The baby spat up in response.

Crap idea generator... I mean Council room:

"The child must be killed!" a random civilian yelled. Danzo looked at him in surprise.

"What child? What the hell are you on?"

Jiraiya appeared, carrying a baby girl. "I think he's referring to this girl."

Danzo frowned. "I see." He turned to the civilian from earlier. "Question. Why?"

"I...ah...um... I... don't really know." He turned to the woman next to him. "Why do we want the kid dead again?"

"Because the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi inside this child, but our inexperience with the art of Fūinjutsu will lead us to believe that the girl is the demon incarnate for at least several years."

"Oh." The man stood up. "KILL THE DEMON!"

"We will do no such thing." Sarutobi, the newly reinstated Sandaime Hokage, announced. "The floor is open for ideas that don't involve killing."

Danzo stood up. "I'll teach the girl."

Sarutobi scowled at him. "Define 'teach'."

Danzo sneered at his rival and sat down silently.

"I'll teach the girl." Jiraiya spoke up suddenly. Ignoring Danzo's 'that's what I said', Jiraiya continued. "I can already tell that her chakra reserves will be huge, and I owe it to Minato to take care of his legacy. He did ask me to, after all."

Jiraiya looked around the room. "I'll teach the child the basic shinobi skills, as well as Fūinjutsu and, if she has the aptitude for it, senjutsu."

Jiraiya turned to the Hokage. "I know you, sensei. If you're going to tell the village about Naruto's burden, then also tell them why she was chosen. Don't worry, she'll be safe on the road with me."

Sarutobi stood up. "I have decided. Naruto Namikaze (the council oh'ed in comprehension) will be raised and trained by Jiraiya until she can sufficiently handle herself."

Jiraiya nodded and vanished in a puff of smoke.

"I'm worried already." The Sandaime remarked, staring down at a small bundle of blankets. "He forgot the child."

Jiraiya appeared out of thin air, took the child, muttered "Oops" and vanished again.

Idiot dispenser... I mean village square:

"Attention everyone!" A man yelled from a raised platform. "This is the Neighborhood Watch Committee! We are pleased to inform you..."

"Screw off." The Hokage muttered as two of his ANBU dragged the guy away. He sighed and turned to the conveniently forgotten microphone.

"People of Konoha!" He started. "As you all know, the Yondaime Hokage gave his life earlier today in order to seal away the Kyuubi no Kitsune into a child. What you don't know is why that particular child was chosen. You see, the girl keeping the Kyuubi at bay is none other than Naruto Namikaze, the Yondaime's own daughter."

The crowd stared at him for a moment before a cry rose up. "Long live Naruto Namikaze!" The masses chanted.

Sarutobi continued. "Due to enemies made by Minato during his life, cough-Iwa-cough, Naruto was taken by Jiraiya for raising, as he can protect her from those who might come after her."

The crowd muttered their approval.

The Sandaime smiled. "From this day on, the 10th of October shall be known as the anniversary of Kyuubi's defeat and become a national holiday."

The villagers cheered.

The Will of Fire burns bright. The Sandaime thought. Naruto... good luck.

AN: Oh yeah! Chapter 1 finished! Stay tuned for chapter 2, which will come out shortly. Thanks all, and good night!