Meloblaster: I don't own any of the Yugioh characters, but the plot I do own. So if you want to use any of these ideas, please let me know, or else you would be committing plagiarism. Please R & R. I like feedbacks.
Legally Blonde?
Saturday 5:30 pm, Pegasus' castle, Duelist Kingdom[Cast of Yugioh sitting in a circle. A very ancient looking game was placed in the center.]
Bakura: [takes out a pack of cards from the box] Should we try this game?
Joey: So what d'ya do with them cards?
Téa: It says here that we choose a card and every player answers the question asked. If you can't answer three times, then you have to do something to make up for the question.
Yugi: Isn't that a bit like truth or dare?
Mai: I suppose…
Tristan: Well, since we're bored here anyway, why don't we try it.
Kaiba: It's not like we have anything to lose.
Pegasus: Ah! Kaiba-boy, Yugi-boy, and their little friends. What a pleasant surprise!
All: ???
Pegasus: Ooooo! Whatch'a playing? Ancient Game of Truth or Dare? I want to join! I want to join! Pretty Pretty Pretty please?
All: uh…
Pegasus: S'il vous plait, SVP, SVP?
Kaiba: [muttering] I never knew Pegasus spoke French…
Téa: Well, he is supposed to be sophisticated…
Joey: Sophisticated my foot! Where did you get that idea?
Téa: [looks sheepish] ah…hehehe…I read his summary…^-^
Mai: Really Hon, you've got to be able to figure out for yourself what's true. Or else, you might just end up in trouble, and I'm sure your sweetheart *meaningful glance at Kaiba* doesn't want to be chasing after you 24/7.
Téa: Humph.
Mai: I rest my case.
Pegasus: Shè Shè Ni? Shè Shè Ni? Shè Shè Ni?
Joey: Whaddon earth is dat?!
Bakura: Sounds a bit like Mandarin.
Joey: Oh…
Pegasus: Onegai, Onegai, Onegai!!!!!
Yugi: Alright! You can join us.
Pegasus: Yay. I knew you'd see it my way Yugi-boy!
Everyone Else: *glares at Yugi*
Yugi: What? Seeing him groveling on the ground was not very pretty, especially when he only has one eye.
All: *sighs in resignation*
Mai: Well anyway, *looks at Bakura* let's start the game, Hon.
Bakura: Right. The first question is: Find one adjective that best describes you.
Téa: I am ALL loyal!
All: *shudders*
Tristan: I am ALL powerful!
Joey: *mutters* Powerful my foot!
Yugi: I don't know what I am.
Mai: Then you'd have to do something really embarrassing…
Yugi: Ok, Ok. Uh…I'm all…innocent?
Bakura: Good enough.
Joey: I'm ALL Legal! See, I walk legally; I talk legally; I swim legally; I drive legally; my clothes are legal; my shoes are legal, and I'm legally blonde!!
Téa: Uh…how can you walk legally?
Tristan: And talk legally?
Yugi: And you're not even old enough to get a driver's license yet, so how can you drive legally?
Kaiba: The barking little chiwawa knows how to drive?!
Mai: You're not in university studying law, so how can you be legally blonde, Hon?
Pegasus: Ahhhh, Joseph, I'm impressed. I never knew you watch Legally Blonde. I absolutely adore that movie!!!!! *goes starry eyed*
All: *alarmed* Pegasus watches chick flicks?!
Meloblaster: Well, tell me what you think. Did you like the 'legal' issue? That part was my personal favourite. Yes, as you can see, I am Canadian, and therefore use Canadian spelling. R & R!!!
PSà Flames are welcome!!!! *sigh* My Black Hole is always hungry…