Disclaimer: Yeah yeah I know I don't own anything. This is something I
wrote 'cause it was in my head and keeping me awake at night. I am not
profiting from this in any way so please don't sue me. Ummmm. I think
Evangelion belongs to Gainex? I dunno
Oh well enough chitchat here it is
Cyber Space
It was a normal morning for Shinji Ikari, Asuka was screaming, Misato was doing her normal drunken act and Pen pen was pecking him.
He walked out to the kitchen and stuck two bits of bread in the toaster for Asuka put a few (dozen ) beers on the table for Misato and purposefully ignored Pen pen.
Pen pen however did not like being ignored and made sure Shinji new this by grabbing a bit of Shinji's skin.
Pain pain, but don't give him anything said his brain "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" said his mouth 'flick' went his hand as he pushed a beer onto the floor for Pen pen, and "Baka" muttered Asuka as she walked into the room.
Kensuke and Toji were sitting around Kensuke's computer, Shinji walked up to them, "What are you doing?" "Kensuke thinks he has found a way to go through time on the computer" muttered Toji, "I'm telling you, he gets more nut's every day." "Quiet people. I think I've got it." "Yeah the day he gets it will be the day Asuka drags Shinji out to a late night party and I die my hear green"
Just then Kensuke vanished.
Toji and Shinji just looked at each other.
"Damn! I wish I'd said that Misato would come running down the road wearing a coconut bikini top and hula skirt." Toji muttered.
Shinji raised an eyebrow at him "I wish you hadn't said Asuka would drag me to a late night party." Said a slightly freaked out Shinji "But um shouldn't we be kinda worried about where Kensuke is?"
"Nah, he'll be fine."
With that Toji walked off, Shinji decided he'd better get some sleep before the late night party that Asuka might decide it was a good idea to take him to, so he walked off as well.
Meanwhile however, Kesuke was being chased by a dinosaur...
Well there's chapter 1. Did you like it? If so please review and I'll write
more.
But if you don't like it I'll just try to write a new one...