"Frylock! Shake hit me!" Meatwad rolled into Frylock's room, hiding beside him.
"Meatwad, Calm down." He sighed.
"But the domons are going to come and eat my soul!"
"What?"
"Thats what Shake said."
"Look, there aint no demon comeing to eat your soul. Don't listen to him."
"But..."
"I'll go talk to him, you stay here."
"Oh, okay."
He left the room getting away from him, and hit Shake as he entered the living room.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Stop hitting Meatwad."
"He started it."
"Oh yeah? How?"
"...he was born." That earned him another him.
"Ow! Gee Wiz."
"Just don't hit him anymore okay?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever, fine."
"I'm Serious, Shake. I'm tied of all this you hit him, I have to deal with with it."
"Why is it always about you?"
"Are you serious? When is it EVER about me? Its always about you!"
Silence hung over them for a minute before Shake finnaly responded. "Whatever."
"Listen to me. If you hit Meatwad one more time, I'm going to severely hurt you, got it?"
"Yeah, yeah, got it."
"Good."
30 Minutes later.
Shake was once again punched in the side, causing him to topple out of the chair and his TV trance.
"What did I tell you?"
"Jeese, why are you always beating up on me?"
"'Cause I keep on thinking maybe for once in your life you will actually listen."
"Well I won't, so quict punching me!"
He gor up off the floor, but was pinned to the wall by the angry box of fries.
"I'm not fucking joking." He glared at shake, inching closer to his face, intimidatingly.
"Don't hurt people, and you won't be hurt.
Shake didn't respond, holding his breath, scince his face was only a few inches way from his..
"Just shut up!" Shake finnaly retorted angrily."God, your not scaring me!"
He didn't move though, just glared at him even harded, but that really didn't help him. Shake inched closer before closing the gap completely, smashing his lips againt his.
After what seemed like forever, but only a mere 5 seconds, he pulled away smiling."See, your not scary at all."