The Origins of Olaf: The True Identity of The Aloof, Cocky Snowman

by DarkEvgaline

This is the real story of the dumb, pesky snowman that most admire. From his birth, you will learn the truth about him, what his real intentions were, and his cruel, heartless, and evil self. This is about the real Olaf, who was hidden by his excessively sappy joviality that the Walt Disney Company created.

1. Chapter 1

The Origins of Olaf
Chapter 1: The birth of a demon

"In the depths of Hell, at an unknown time, a new demon was born (or rather created). Satan thought that the worst band of demons was doing poorly. Satan exclaimed, "How many of you feel like you are'nt evil enough? You're all too good. I'll create a demon with the likenesses of me. He'll grow up to be the worst demon ever seen. He'll look like he's good, but he'll corrupt the world. The world's too good. Let's start in America, shall we? It's easy. But, we'll challenge him to the newly formed Norse lands. We'll drink blood for years. Are you in?"
The demons muttered, "Yes Satan, the evil. We all agree."/p

With the remains of tortured people frozen alive, Satan made a new demon. That demon looked like a meaner, bonier version of what is today Olaf the snowman. It said, "I'm...ready" in a deep voice. Satan asked, "What's a Norse name?"

The demons said, "Olaf...Olaf. With a name like that they won't think he's the devil's creation. "

"Ok," said Satan, "Send him to the galleys. He'll be the worst demon if he's taught there."
A large demon said, "Yes the evil. He'll go there. I wish I went." So, the education of the newly born Olaf began. Except the called him 'Falo' to disort his newly formed mind.