Iris's car pulls up to Wright & Co. She runs to Phoenix's office. When she enters Phoenix embraces her in his arms.
Phoenix: I saw your car. What are you doing here?
Iris: I was so worried about you. Edgeworth told me terrible things.
Phoenix: What happened?!
Iris: He said that you turned to the dark side.
Phoenix: I lie in court one time and now I am as bad a murderer. That's not fair Edgeworth.
Iris: He said that you killed younglings.
Phoenix: Woah I didn't kill anyone! In fact we were supposed to plan pearls school career today
Iris: He cares about us
Phoenix: Then why is he lying
Iris: He knows
Phoenix: Knows what
Iris: He wants to help
Phoenix: Great help with what
Iris: Feenie all I want is your love
Phoenix: I want you're love too but you're freaking me out
Iris: For what cost
Phoenix: My sanity
Iris: You're a good person don't do this
Phoenix: don't do what get my client not guilty
Iris: come away with me
Phoenix: ok where
Iris: help me raise our child
Phoenix: woah what you're pregnant oh this day keeps better and better oh are you having hormones is this what it's all about
Iris: Leave everything else behind while we still can
Phoenix: We're having a baby and you're telling me to leave what little we have oh the hormones
Iris: I don't believe what I'm hearing
Phoenix: Sorry I just wants what's best. We'll get through this
Iris: Edgeworth was right you've changed
Phoenix: Ok I changed to different pair of shoes but is that really something to be freaking out over
Iris: I don't know you anymore
Phoenix: ok I'll change back to my old shoes we'll get through this just calm down
Iris: Feenie you're breaking my heart
Phoenix: Because of my shoes or the hormones am I talking to loud
Iris: You're going down a path I can't follow
Phoenix: Ok I'll follow you should we go to the doctors or something maybe we should call Maya or Bikini or someone from Kurian why are being so freaky. Is it the hormones!
Iris: Because of what you've done what you plan to do
Phoenix: what raise our kid, send Pearl to school, and get clients not guilty
Iris: Stop! Stop now and come back
Phoenix: I'm not going anywhere
Iris: I love you
Phoenix: I love you to and you're freaking oh I cannot handle hormones if this keeps happening.
*Edgeworth appears at door*
Phoenix: Oh hi Edgeworth.
*Edgeworth glares*
Phoenix: help me
Iris: No!
Phoenix: But you need help. Iris please listen
Iris: No *Choke*
Phoenix: Iris what's going on? Edgeworth help me
Edgeworth: Let her go Wright!
Phoenix: But she needs help
Iris: Feenie *Choke*
Edgeworth: LET. HER. GO.
Phoenix: alright
Iris: *Gasp* *falls*
Phoenix: IRIS! Edgeworth what's happening she fainted
Edgeworth: You have done that yourself
Phoenix: No I didn't we have to call for help we might lose her
Edgeworth: You're anger and lust for power have already done that
Phoenix: I don't want power I want Iris to be ok. Please call for help
Edgeworth: You have allowed this dark lord to Twist you're mind until now.
Phoenix: What dark lord? Do you mean Maya? she is not a dark lord
Edgeworth: Until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
Phoenix: I don't want to destroy anything but lies and hurt but I can't do that now can I. All I want is peace to the city but we all know that is close to impossible especially with the Cadaverinies around
Edgeworth: You're new empire!
Phoenix: Who said anything about an empire?
Edgeworth: Phoenix my allegiance is to the court. To DEMOCRACY!
Phoenix: that's great so am I. Now will you help me or not
Edgeworth: Only a defense attorney deals in absolute
Phoenix: *Way to make fun of you're dad*
Edgeworth: I will do what I must *Pulls out sword*
Phoenix: Woah Edgeworth now you're scaring me
*Edgeworth gives him a sword*
Phoenix: I don't wanna
Edgeworth glares at him
Phoenix: I guess we have to choice
*Phoenix back flips out of there and Edgeworth follows*
*Curtain closes*
*Pearl and Trucy walk in*
Pearl: Poor Mr. Nick
Trucy: Yeah lets watch the battle
Pearl: But were out of time
Trucy: Well dang it
*End*