Inuyoshie's Belated Christmas Special Number Three!

For: iEaTNekkozzz

Title: Feliz Navidad Parte Uno

Pairing: AizenXAja

Rating: F for frickin' funny.

El Dios (Aizen)

Why was this happening? Oh yes.

"Come ON Souske, ya would look great in it!" Gin wheedled. There was a red suit with white trim on it, a black belt, black boots and a red and white hat sitting on my bed. Gin was wearing it, only he had a white beard on too. He looked ridiculous.

"Come on, Tousen's wearin' it too," he added.

"Tousen is blind. You got him in a flamenco dress once," I pointed out.

"True," Gin admitted. "But it's fer the girls!" I scowled. Gin was being ridiculous.

"If ya wear it, I'll git Aja in somethin' similar," Gin offered. I quirked a brow.

"Something similar?" I asked.

"Yeah! It'll make her happy- and she'll shut up," Gin added. I sighed.

"Fine. I'll wear it," I muttered.

"Great~" Gin skipped off. No seriously, he skipped. It looked… wrong. He's my general! He shouldn't be… skipping. I sighed, and grudgingly put the costume on. It was absolutely ridiculous.

AS a consequence of this, I refused to leave my bedroom. None of my men would see me in this attire.

After about half an hour, Gin came in, dragging Aja with him. I was a little confused at the dragging part, but then I saw why.

Aja was wearing a swim suit like affair, with a halter top that was red and trimmed with white fluff, and a bottom with a similar pattern. She had red and white gloves that almost reached her shoulders and boots that hit mid-thigh.

"I'm practically naked dammit! Lemme change nooooow!" Aja screamed.

"Merry Christmas~" Gin chuckled. I smirked at Aja's bright red face.

"Indeed Gin, Indeed."

-Fin.