Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. Emo.
Pairings: GaaSaku, ShikaTem, Saso(Fem!)Dei NejiTen Either InoKiba or InoKanky. You choose. Past onesided SasuSaku
"Dei! Man the cannons! Ino! Guide us to land! Tem! Pull down the sails! The wind is too much for the ship to handle! Ten Ten; I thought I told you to grab all the weapons you could find!" Two ships stood out on the lonely sea. One with a flag raised high and mighty, signaling its loyalty to the king, and one with its flag, though very battered, raised just as proudly, showing a skull and crossbones. On the pirate ship, a pretty blonde with her hair tied up into a high ponytail bent over the cannons, lighting each of them, and smiling sadistically every time one went off. Somewhere to the left of her was another blonde, also with her hair pulled back, manning the wheel, trying, through the fighting, to steer the boat towards land.
"Dang it, Dei! Will you stop with all the booms? I can't concentrate with your stupid cannons going off every two minutes!" The girl at the wheel saw Dei roll her visible eye before shouting back, "Well, it's keeping Sasuke's crew at bay. So suck it, Ino."
Ino childishly stuck her tongue out at her before returning to the wheel.
"Ten Ten! Did you get all the weapons? We're gonna need them, seeing as Deidara's cannons are only doing so much. Sasuke and some of his men are about to board us!" A woman with her hair tied up in four spiky ponytails called to another woman with her hair up in two buns. Ten Ten shouted a conformation before tossing a short sword to everyone on deck.
"Temari, behind you!" She shouted, seeing the men board the ship. A couple were standing behind her, ready to strike. As the blow came down, Temari spun around and blocked it.
"Attacking a woman from behind. How manly of you." She drawled out lazily, keeping pace with the trained navy. Metal clashed against metal as men swarmed the pirate ship. Deidara laughed manically as she fired cannon after cannon at the other ship. Ten Ten was covering her back, fighting off five burly men, all armed with pistols and swords. As soon as one managed to disarm her, they all began closing in on the seemingly defenseless girl. She rolled her eyes at the henchmen's' stupidity before simply sighing.
"Five armed men attacking a defenseless young girl. Not a pretty sight." Was all she said before easily overpowering one man who came too close, and stealing his sword. She had the stolen sword to another man's throat before the ship took a frightening turn.
"Dammit, Ino! Steer! We're gonna hit those rocks!" A pink haired girl shouted at the navigator before seeing the girl holding out against a man with triangles on his cheeks and his….dog. She sighed before stuffing her hair up into a bandana and charging into the battle to assist her crew. However, before she could make it, a dark eyed man with his hair styled like a chicken's butt smoothly stood in her way. She rolled her eyes before telling him to move out of her way.
"But why?" He asked innocently. She sighed and thrust her blade at him. "Because if you don't, I will kill you." He laughed. "Please, Sakura, you couldn't beat me at home, and you certainly can't beat me now. Give it up, and come back to me~" At that, Sakura let out an antagonizing shriek. "One," She said through tightly clenched teeth, "It's Kura. Don't call me that pathetic name they gave to me. Two, never bring up my past life. And three, I've grown stronger, and can kick your ass any day." The dark haired man snickered. "What about us? I didn't hear you deny ever being with me." He smirked at catching her mistake, and she screamed. Everyone on the deck stopped what they were doing, even the dog, and stared at the two captains. And in front of everyone, the pink haired pirate charged at the navy captain, with full intent to slice his head clean off.
A/N: Yes, I know, no SakuGaa yet, but I'll get there….eventually….. So….R&R please! Should I continue? Or should I just give up on the idea and trash it? Ya….