Ok here's a very, very short story it's so short I wouldn't even call it a story!!! I'm new and I wanted to try something sorry if it sucks (which I know it will) I'll try harder next time!!

Warning: this "story" is in the shape of a chat room but it's not a chat room so tough

Summer: Basically it about naruto being an idiot!!

Kakashi: Ok now here's the mission, first sasuke you go and find the Balloon in the forest!! Then bring it to sakura and she will run it over to naruto if you can do this within a minute I will treat you all to ramen!!!!!

Sasuke: Your kidding right? I mean what kind of mission is that?!

Sakura: Ya what's the point?

Naruto: Who cares there's ramen involved!

Kakashi: well you can't let the balloon pop.

All: Ohhhhhhh

Kakashi: ready sasuke??

Sasuke: whatever

Kakashi:………….Go

Sasuke takes off west to look for the balloon. Of course it doesn't take him long to find it and he runs back

Kakashi: get ready Sakura

Sakura: right!

Sasuke gives the balloon to sakura and she takes off towards Naruto. She sees him hanging from a tree and stops

Sakura: What the Hell are you doing Naruto!?

Naruto: Oh you know just hanging around

Sakura: ……………WELL ……….Get the hell down!!!!

Naruto gets scared and falls on sakura. Aloud popping noise sounds though the forest

Sakura: NA-RU-TO

Naruto: Ahhhhhh I'm so sorry sakura Please don't kill me!!!

Kakashi: Ok your time was……………5 minutes!!!

All: …………………..What?

Sasuke: this is impossible it takes way to long!!

Sakura: (Rubs back) ya and it's hard to run with a broken back!!! (Glares at Naruto)

Naruto: well you should have moved!!

Sakura: why were you in the tree to begin with???

Sasuke: Stop!!!

Kakashi: …………….Go!!! They all look at him confused

Sasuke: What!! We started??

Sasuke runs off to get the balloon

Sakura: that was cheap Kakashi!

Naruto runs off to wait for sakura Sasuke comes back and hands the balloon to sakura she takes off towards Naruto

She trips falls and the balloon pops.

Sasuke and Kakashi run to pick her up. She looks to see what she tripped over and sees naruto lying on the ground.

Sakura: Naruto!!

Naruto: I fell give me a break!!!

Kakashi: well your time was a lot better!!

All: yes!!!!

Kakashi: your time was…………4 minutes and 59 seconds!!!

All: ……sigh….(glare at naruto)

Naruto: I'll walk this time.

Heads towards the woods After a few thousand time of trying Naruto finally explodes

Naruto: why are we doing the!? Sakura practically died (due to some unexpected events caused by me)…ANYWAYS running a mile in ten seconds is impossible!!!

Kakashi: Who said you have to run??

All: ………………

Kakashi: Go!

Sasuke uses teleportation jutsu and appears with the balloon.

He glares at Kakashi and gives her the balloon. She teleports to where naruto "should" be and gasps

Sakura: Where the hell did he go????

Looks around for naruto

Sakura: Naruto!!

He jumps towards her and takes the balloon………….and ………..yes it pops.

Sakura: Ahhhhhhhhhh (Hits naruto on the head)

I give up I'm going home!!

Naruto: but sakura..What about the free ramen??

Sakura: screw the ramen!!

Sakura walks away towards the leaf village and sasuke slowly follows

Sasuke: Your such a loser

Naruto: ugh that sasuke thinks he's so cool!!……….well he isn't

Silence soon follows

Naruto: Kakashi?? Where the hell did you go??? (Sigh)

Naruto heads back to the village…alone

And well that s about it short dumb…well I'm happy and there will be a second one the summery will be at the bottom I hope I get al least one "good" review sorry for the spelling mistakes!!

Summery: Sakura starts training with a new person how but how long will it last?? And they meet a new "friend" at the spa!!