Itachi gets a Ps4:
Itachi always loved Playstation, but, being an S-Ranked missing nin, he did not have much money, as almost no one would hire him.
One day, he had enough money to get one, so he disguised himself as a gamestop employee named Tom. Little did he know, however, that there was already an manager named Tom, and today wasn't going his way.
His parents disowned him, his girlfriend broke up with him, his sister said she hated him, and he lost his left testicle.
Yeah, he was mad.
As Itachi arrived at the gamestop, Tom was ending his shift, and they bumped into eachother.
Tom was all like "Yo 'cuz, is you tryna' step up?",
and Itachi was soo like "Tsukuyomi", and Tom fainted.
Turns out, Itachi didn't have to pay for his Ps4... or the other Seven Controllers... or every single Ps4 game in the store...
...And it was good.