What would have happened if God had made Steve instead of Eve?
Adam and Steve
Adam was getting bored in the Garden of Eden. So he told God. God said, "Then you need friends."
So God made Steve. Steve was made from Adam's Liver and Kidneys. But that was okay because Adam had an unlimited supply.
Then God told them they could eat from any fruit in the garden except from one.
One day a serpent came up to them and said, "eat from the fruit. It doesn't matter because God doesn't want you to become like him."
Steve laughed, "As if! God loves us. God would never do anything like that!"
Adam had doubts. Maybe the serpent is right, he though. So he ate some of the fruit, just to see what would happen. As soon as he ate it, he knew he'd done something wrong.
Steve saw him eat the fruit. "What did you do?"
Adam didn't want to be the only sinner so he said, "There's nothing different about this fruit except that it's very tasty. Here, have some." Adam offered some to Steve.
Steve had some.
Then he realised that they were naked and Adam realised that Steve had realised that Adam was naked so they both hid from each other. After all they were just friends. (I have to make that VERY CLEAR).
God saw them hiding and knew what they had done.
"How could you disobey me? Because you have done this, you have to leave the garden of Eden and now I will introduce Woman. You don't realise how lucky you were when it was just Man. You understood each other. You will have a lot of trouble understanding Woman. That is your punishment, as well as leaving the garden."
Steve got angry, because this wasn't his fault so he cut the legs off the serpent.
God got angry about this but agreed that the serpent deserved this. But that didn't stop him from stealing Steve's ribs to make Eve. Steve didn't have an unlimited supply of ribs because he was no longer in the garden of Eden so he died. But Adam was more interested in Eve anyway…
A/N: This was meant to be funny so of course it's not exactly the most religious thing you'll ever read. Keep that in mind when you review…or flame. (Please please please don't flame!)
Adam and Steve
Adam was getting bored in the Garden of Eden. So he told God. God said, "Then you need friends."
So God made Steve. Steve was made from Adam's Liver and Kidneys. But that was okay because Adam had an unlimited supply.
Then God told them they could eat from any fruit in the garden except from one.
One day a serpent came up to them and said, "eat from the fruit. It doesn't matter because God doesn't want you to become like him."
Steve laughed, "As if! God loves us. God would never do anything like that!"
Adam had doubts. Maybe the serpent is right, he though. So he ate some of the fruit, just to see what would happen. As soon as he ate it, he knew he'd done something wrong.
Steve saw him eat the fruit. "What did you do?"
Adam didn't want to be the only sinner so he said, "There's nothing different about this fruit except that it's very tasty. Here, have some." Adam offered some to Steve.
Steve had some.
Then he realised that they were naked and Adam realised that Steve had realised that Adam was naked so they both hid from each other. After all they were just friends. (I have to make that VERY CLEAR).
God saw them hiding and knew what they had done.
"How could you disobey me? Because you have done this, you have to leave the garden of Eden and now I will introduce Woman. You don't realise how lucky you were when it was just Man. You understood each other. You will have a lot of trouble understanding Woman. That is your punishment, as well as leaving the garden."
Steve got angry, because this wasn't his fault so he cut the legs off the serpent.
God got angry about this but agreed that the serpent deserved this. But that didn't stop him from stealing Steve's ribs to make Eve. Steve didn't have an unlimited supply of ribs because he was no longer in the garden of Eden so he died. But Adam was more interested in Eve anyway…
A/N: This was meant to be funny so of course it's not exactly the most religious thing you'll ever read. Keep that in mind when you review…or flame. (Please please please don't flame!)