Author's note: The original lyrics to this song belong to Bobby Pickett (I am pretty sure). I do not own Pokemon. I am blindly assuming that Misdreavus can speak English.
Pocket Monster Mash
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld a lovely sight
For a Pokemon from its ball began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
He did the mash!
It was a Cubone's Rock Smash!
He did the mash!
And he was caught by Ash!
He did the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
From my laboratory in Pallet Town
To Rock Tunnel, where the Onix get down
All of the Pokemon came from their humble abodes
To get a Spark from my Electrode
They did the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
They did the mash!
It was a Magikarp's Splash!
They did the mash!
And they were caught by Ash!
They did the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
The Lombre were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included a Mightyena,
A Crobat, and a Typhlosion
The Geodude were rocking, the Diglett dug the sounds
Gorebyss in chains, backed by her flaming hounds
The Koffing-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Jigglypuff Five
They played the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
They played the mash!
It was an Abra's Flash!
They played the mash!
And they were caught by Ash!
They played the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
Out of her ball, Misdreavus's voice did ring
Seems that she was troubled by just one thing
She open the lid, and screeched loud and strong,
"Dree! What happened to my Perish Song?"
It's now the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
It's now the mash!
It's a Squirtle's Skull Bash!
It's now the mash!
And it was caught by Ash!
It's now the mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
Now everything's cool, Misdreavus's part of the band
The Pocket Monster Mash is the biggest hit in Kanto Land
And for you, the trainer, this mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them Oak sent you
Then you can mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!
Then you can mash!
It's fun like Pokemon Dash!
Then you can mash!
You'll catch on like Ash!
Then you can mash!
The Pocket Monster Mash!