Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar. Sadly, I don't own Jet, either.
Long Feng angrily walked along the sidewalk. He had been thrown in jail, and just when things were looking up, Azula came and took his Dai Li! Now he was a lowly commoner. Could his life get any worse?!
Just then, the ground shook. 'And earthquake?' he thought, 'No, its too small for an earthquake... a stampede, perhaps? No, the zoo didn't lose any animals as far as I know.' The ground continued to rumble and it was getting louder. Long Feng decided to look behind him, and there he saw a massive dust cloud coming right at him. '... a dust cloud is making all this noise?... no, wait, I see shadows. A mob.' he thought. The cloud began to clear up. He could now see a sign that read "WE -heart- JET!" and that everyone was wearing a t-shirt to match. Even thought he couldn't see the people's faces, it was obvious to Long Feng that the crowd was entirely female.
'Who in the world is Jet?' Long Feng wondered, then waited for the rest of the dust to clear. He could now see the features of a person in the front- obviously the leader. She had long black hair, green eyes, a golden ribbon in her hair, and an angry look in her eyes. Another girl next to her was much younger, had even longer black hair, brown eyes, and a very bored look in her eyes. Just then, he remembered who Jet was. 'Oh yeah! Jet! That guy who double-crossed me, so I earthbended at him, broke his rib cage and probably ki... oh crud.'
Long Feng quickly earthbended a wall between him and the girls, which the leader swiftly earthbended back. "Oh great, an earthbender." he said to himself. "Well, at least that's their only weapon." Everyone in the mob suddenly drew out hook swords and clubs. "Now I'm in trouble."
A few minutes later
"That's for messing with Jet!" The leader shouted to the beat up Long Feng lying on the ground, unconcious. There was an akward silence. "So, now what?" she asked the shorter girl next to her.
"Lets beat up Zuko for getting Jet in jail in the first place!"
"YEAH! ATTACK ZUKO!"
A little while afterwards, when Long Feng regained conciousness, he stood up again. "Women are crazy" he said to himself, to which he was prompty hit by a club thrown by one fangirl who decided to stay.
"We'll see you next thursday!" she said with a small smile on her face. She ran off,leaving Long Feng unconcious with his days numbered.
Author's Note: I wish this really happened. Sorry I'm late for Lake Laogai. If you see any other fics that involve Long Feng being beaten up by a mob of Jet's fangirls, let me know!