I Am From Builders League United(A Team Fortress 2 Parody of Hulk Hogan's Real American)
I am from Builders League United,
Killing those goddamn RED maggots,
I am from Builders League United,
Kill RED maggots, capture that point!
When I capture a point, and RED tries to steal,
I gotta defend point, babies, crawl to point,
Well, you kill my team, and you want me dead,
I have heavy weapon: I can't let you win,
I am from Builders League United,
Killing those goddamn RED maggots,
I am from Builders League United,
Kill RED maggots, capture that point!
I feel strong about BLU and RED,
And I ragequit every time I'm RED,
I got team pride deep inside of me,
And BLU team is the side that I support,
I am from Builders League United,
Kill RED maggots, capture that point!
Well, you kill my team, and you want me dead,
I have heavy weapon: I can't let you win,
I am from Builders League United,
Killing those goddamn RED maggots,
I am from Builders League United,
Kill RED maggots, capture that point!
I always wanted to take a really REALLY corny song and see if I could make it even... Funnier than it was. Did I succeed? The Review button beckons, do leave your opinion, dear readers.