Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any people in it…. =I
Summery: Sasuke's butt hurts… Sasori's soft? Deidara's jealous? Yaoi.. and crack.
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Sasuke walked into the kitchen grabbing a Tomato. Sasori was reading a book and Deidara was going no and no about something stupid. Sasuke took a set across from Sasori and winched as he sat down.
"OW" he said loudly. Sasori looked up from his book and Deidara fell silent.
"What's up?" Deidara said happily. Sasuke said nothing.
"You okay?…" Sasori asked pulling the book down on the table. Sasuke sighed.
"My ass hurts…" Deidara burst out laughing and Sasori put a hand on Sasuke's.
"Itachi?" Sasori asked Sasuke nodded. Deidara tilted his head to the side confused.
"What?" He asked confused.
"Nothing Dei-Kun…" Sasori said looking Sasuke dead in the eyes.
"I love you Sasuke-Kun…" Sasori said with no emotion on his face at all. Sasuke was silent and just stared at Sasori.
"WHAAAAATTTTT?" Deidara yelled standing up out raged.
"Rough or soft?" Sasuke asked putting one finger on his chin.
"Soft… you can even ask Deidara… Right Deidara?" Sasori asked looking over to Deidara. Deidara blushed a deep red and slammed his head in to the table and nodded.
Sasuke started Laughing.
"Do you get bored in that dark room when Itachi goes out to fuck some girl?" Sasori asked Sasuke's eye twitched.
"HE FUCK'S GIRLS?" Sasori shook his head.
" No he fucks Kisame.. But that's close enough right?" Sasori said shrugging. Sasuke sighed.
"Itachi's to rough.. It STILL hurt and he did it LAST night! Damn!" Sasuke said rubbing his ass.
"I can make it fill better.." Sasori said getting up. Deidara glared at Sasuke then pulled Sasori back to his set.
"NO YOUR MINE!" Deidara said protectively. Sasori sighed.
"Fine." He said sitting down.
"So how does it fill to know your own brother if fucking some other guy?" Sasori asked folding his fingers together. Sasuke shrugged.
" He still loves me more then Kisame so whatever." Sasuke said laying his head on the table.
Laughing Sasori and Deidara left the dark haired boy to sulk.