INTRODUCTION
sakuraneoneo: Umm... yeah, hi! This is all about what happens in this fanfic! No, it's not a spoiler, I'm just explaining what the situation is! In this fic, everybody is a chibi so they're all short and stuff! It just makes everything easier to plan out... heh-heh.... But you won't know that until you read it! :P
Also, in this fic, Sesshomaru has 2 arms. It only makes things easier for me... --; sigh
A/N: This is BEFORE Sesshomaru meets Rin.... okay?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, or anything to do with Inuyasha. Except endless posters and drawings on my walls but... that is a different story... I don't own Inu-chan, period!
PS: Please.... no flames.... ;;
Chapter 1: A Bite From A Thing Unknown.
" Master Sesshomaru!! WAAAAIIIITTT!!!"
Sesshomaru didn't bother waiting. Heck, when did he ever listen to the little impish creature that followed him around?
" Please, Master Sesshomaru! Don't leave me behind again!"
Sesshomaru sighed, turning back around. As he did, he felt something bite his neck. With a short flinch, he shook it off. It was nothing. It didn't exactly hurt that much.
It didn't exactly hurt at all.
Jaken caught up and collapsed in his Master's shadow.
" Lord Sesshomaru, I wish you wouldn't leave me behind like that! I'm dedicated to serve you, yes, but not if you run off like that!"
Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes, looking down at the creature shivering at his feet.
He smirked, turned, and walked off, Jaken quickly gathering up his staff and running after his almighty, cowering in fear, knowing that Lord Sesshomaru had smiled at him.
Never was that good.
A while later, Sesshomaru stopped near a stream, sitting under a tree.
" Why does this stupid bite mark continue to itch?!"
Looking around and noticing Jaken wasn't anywhere in the area, Sesshomaru lifted his foot and scratched himself on the neck. It was so long since he'd done that. It was so reeelaxing...
" L-Lord Sesshomaru!!"
Sesshomaru immediately dropped his foot, sitting back against the tree in his relaxed
(I call prissy but cute!) position.
" I have some... M-Master Sesshomaru, if I may ask.."
Jaken narrowed his eyes and peered at the red mark on the left side of Sesshomaru's neck.
Sesshomaru put a hand over the redness, glaring at Jaken.
" No you may not, Jaken. Now get out of my sight."
Jaken squeaked, bowed his head and quickly took off, obeying the order given.
Sesshomaru growled and continued scratching at the bite mark with his foot.
' Why does this mark continue to harass me? And here I am, scratching it with futility like my hanyou brother. Well I Sesshomaru, The Great Demon Lord Of The Western Lands, cannot be accused of acting childish like...'
All of a sudden, Sesshomaru stopped scratching. His foot dropped.
His chibi-fied amber eyes narrowed in childish thought, a sly smile crossed his face and he began to laugh, baring his sharp fangs.
Jaken heard the laughing. He thought either Sesshomaru had gone completely mad or either....
gulp all the years of dedicated service to his Master would be ended.
He got closer in to Sesshomaru, and looked out from behind a tree.
" M-M-Master Sesshomaru, you.. aren't mad at me are... huh? Master Sesshomaru?!"
Jaken ran over, seeing there was no Master Sesshomaru under the tree.
" Master Sesshomaru?! Master Sesshomaru!! Where are you!?!"
Jaken frantically ran around, searching for Sesshomaru, but to no avail. There was not a sight of him anywhere. He sighed deeply, lowering in his head in a sweatdrop.
" He left me behind again... GHAAAAAA!!!"
Jaken jumped back as something jumped down infront of him. His eyes grew wide with fear.
" M-M-M-M-M-MASTER SESSHOMARU!?!?!"
" That's Super Sesshy to you, civilian!" he declared, doing a thumbs up sign as he smiled, baring his sparkling white teeth and fangs. GLINT
(Kirby's Theme from Super Smash Bros. for N64 plays. Now known as either parody music or Super Sesshy's Theme.)
" Super... Sesshy....?" Jaken stared up at the transformed Sesshomaru. He was no longer himself. Was it even the same Lord Sesshomaru?
He was wearing a long blue cape, his silver hair still blowing freely against his back, though... he had a completely different outfit....
" Now I'm off!"
Super Sesshy pushed his hand up in the air, pointing to the sky, and the other one resting on his hip.
" Super Sesshy..." He shoved both his hands in the air. " To the rescue...."
He jumped into the air with one arm stretched out.
" A-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"
He flew off, childishly laughing as the wind slipped through his hair and his cape.
Jaken was left staring at (what he thought) was the demon he had been commissioned to play guardian to. He blinked his eyes, getting on his feet and staring at the form of Super Sesshy.
" Umm...." He took a deep breath. " LORD SESSHOMARU, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN FLY!!"
" LIES, LIES, BLASPHEMY, JAKEN!" called Super Sesshy. " I CAN FLY! I ALWAYS COULD!"
Then, Super Sesshy stopped laughing. He pushed his foot back in the air, feeling no ground.
He widened his eyes and waved his arms frantically.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He fell, diving face first down towards the ground. " JAAAAAKEEEEEENNNN!!!!"
(Kirby music ends as Super Sesshy dives for the ground.)
Jaken ran under his... Lord Super Sesshy... and tried to break his fall. But as nothing happened, Jaken opened his eyes.
" Lord... Sesshomaru...?"
He looked up, and saw that Super Sesshy's cape had been caught on a tree branch, and a swirly eyed Super Sesshy attached.
" Ooohhhh........ ............"
Jaken slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand, his staff resting against his shoulder.
" Oh Master Sesshomaru... why must you continue to be such an embarrasment? Like this, you're being just like your brother."
" Jaken."
" Ah, I think I will stop trying..."
" Ja-ken..."
Jaken froze in fear, gripping his staff tightly.
" Y-Y-Y-Yes, s-sir..?"
Jaken turned around, to see Sesshomaru's evil aura looming over him like death upon a newly killed demon.
His eyes were burning with the fires of angst and his fingers clenched so his claws pointed out.
Sesshomaru snarled, staring down at Jaken in a hateful way.
" NEVER COMPARE ME TO THAT HALF BREED!!"
" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MAAASTER SESSHOMARUUU!!! N-OOOOOOO!!!!"
Within minutes, Jaken lay in a smoldering, crumpled heap on the ground, various bumps and bruises all over his body.
" Lord... Se... sshomar...u...."
Sesshomaru pulled on his sleeve before smoothing down his silver hair, walking off and leaving Jaken.
Author's Corner!
Yep! It's me again!
Super Sesshy was an idea I came up with while I was quoting my other fanfic which is not on fanfiction yet called; Their Gift Of Another Jewel Shard.
Well... yes, I know, it's ON the internet, but I only have one chapter up and it's gonna stay that way until I get the prequel; Lifeblood Of The Dying Team, up first. Not true...
It's in a later chapter and it quotes, and I mean perfectly:
(sakuraneoneo: Super Sesshy to the rescue! )
Yesss.....
And I've been constantly drawing Super Sesshy in all the corners of my notebooks in school.
Like for L.Arts, he's burning books. For Health, he's crying. ( I don't like Health ) and for Science, he's wearing goggles and holding a beaker filled with bubbling stuff.
My friends LOVE him! Especially Inuki, and Kenko, and Li and.... well, Inuki's brother says that he scares him. Nooo WAY!!
To all you fangirls out there who loves our Lord and Master Sesshyomaru as much as I do, you wouldn't think that a chibi supehero Sesshy would scare you, would you? -
But now alas.....
As a loyal and dedicated servant for life to my Lord Sesshomaru...
I must stop typing. It's getting late..... I forgot to do my homework, my teachers are GONNA flip!.... I didn't finish my friend's drawing... I didn't finish my SWEET pic of Inuyasha pounding the shit out of Miroku while the girls including my own gal, Ayumi stand idly by and let Inuyasha do his job.... aaaannnnnd.... Master Sesshy can't sleep without a bedtime story and a warm glass of mi... EEEEEKK!!
OMG, I did NOT just say that, I DID.NOT.JUST.SAY.THAT!! Now, I've really got to go!
Ja Ne!
PS: AForget I said NYTHING about Lord Sesshomaru liking a bedtime story and warm milk! It's not true, and please DON'T TRY IT unless you're WELL PREPARED to take him on for treating him like a little child! Me.. well, I.... Oh, MAN! I've got to stop doing that!! --;
TT.... Oooh, if Sesshy-sama finds out..... TT....
sakuraneoneo