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A small yellow and red rodent Pokémon, along with a pink feline Pokemon flew in front of the camera in a film lot.
"Last season on Total Pokemon Island, Cano and Skore battled it out for the 5,000,000,000 Poke", said Victini, "but, in the end Skore, with help from Cano won the 50K and is now celebrating happily."
"But, because we love to torture our campers, we stole the money, and used it to buy this film lot", said Mew, "so now, all 53 contestants as well as 20 newcomers, have been told to report to the film lot for another chance at the 5,000,000,000 Poke."
"Who will win? Who will lose? And who will be the winner of Total…Pokemon…Action! "
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The 2 host teleported to a part of the film lot where all 53 campers were waiting angrily.
"You don't seem happy", said Mew cheerily.
"You stole the money and bought a film lot so you can torture us more. You expect us to be happy!?" yelled Vile.
"No, we don't", said Mew with the same cheerily attitude.
"Now, before we begin, I would like to tell you some good news!" said Victini.
"None of us have to compete?" asked Aldon eagerly.
"You're being fired?" asked Skore eagerly.
"You have only 1 hour to live?" asked Vile eagerly.
"No, sort of after this season, and what the hell is wrong with you", said Victini answering their questions.
"Then what's the good news?" asked M.P.S.
"We have 20 new contestants joining the competition!" said Victini.
"NOOOO!" everyone yelled.
"Yep, there are 20 newcomers, 10 males and 10 females", said Mew.
"Now allow me to introduce the females first", said Victini with a goofy smile on his face.
"Yes, please! Let us see the sexy females first" said Smash.
All of the girls glared at him angrily.
"Bad thing to say bro", said Frosty.
"Now, first up Monica!" said Victini as a pink and purple ghost with a sombrero-like crest on her head approached them.
"Hello, I'm Monica, and I hope I'll get to know you all better", said the Mismagius.
"Good, now go stand by Chandler, or should I say Pyre", said Victini with a smile.
"Shut up, douche!" said Chandler as Monica floated beside him, and blushed wildly.
"Next up, Marionette!" said Victini as a black puppet-like ghost with a zipped mouth walked towards them.
"H-hello, I'm Marionette, but you can call me Marion, I really shy, but don't worry I'll be cooperative", said the Banette.
"Ok then, go stand by Dhaunt", said Victini as Marion walked towards the floating ghost.
"Next up, Morgan!" said Victini as a cat with a jewel on its head approached the group.
"Morgan, what're you doing here!?" asked Dew.
"Oh, hi Steven", said Morgan approached him and hugged him.
"*snicker*Steven?" asked Static.
"Yeah, it's my real name, but I like my middle name better", said Dew as he hugged back.
"How do you 2 know each other? Did you 'do the deed'?" asked Smash.
"No, you perv, she's my sister!" said Dew.
"Oops, sorry", said Smash.
"Now, time for the next female, Marie!" announced Victini as a huge blue alligator approached everyone.
"Hello everyone, the name's Marie and I'm going to win this game!" said the Feraligatr.
"We'll see about that", whispered Krack to Volante.
"Alright, stand next to Krack", said Victini as the Feraligatr walked towards the Krokorok, "next female…Ivory!"
"Hello everyone I'm Ivory and I am going to win this game", said the Delcatty cockily.
"What makes you think that?" asked Piff.
"I went to law school, and if I don't win, I'll sue whoever does and take the money", said Ivory as she stood by Sally.
"Wow, I hate her already", said Striker.
"Next girl…Sabrina!" said Victini as a huge bird with a big chest, a red portion of fur on her head, and red eyes flew up to them. Fez stared at her for a few good minutes.
"Fez, dude, you aright?" asked Jesse.
Fez snapped out of it as all of the guys gave him a mischievous glance.
"What?" asked Fez nervous chuckling.
"This is just one of the hot ones", said Victini, "meet Solis."
A Kirlia approached the group with a smile that would make a fire type melt.
"Hi, my name's Solis, and I'm going to try to win", said Solis as she went by Jesse.
Lila glared at her slightly.
"Next girl…Sapphire", said Victini as a long serpentine Pokemon approached them.
"Hi, my name's Sapphire, and I hope you'll accept me for who I am", said Sapphire
"That' s adorable, now go stand by M.P.S.", said Victini.
Sapphire slithered by M.P.S. ands sat there.
"Next girl…Aura", said Victini as a shiny ice fox approached everyone.
"Hi everyone, I hope that I…" she stopped when she saw Shade, "get to know you all better."
"Alright, go stand by Shade", said Victini.
She quickly ran by Shade and got close to him.
"Umm…" said Shade nervously.
Shine glared at her for a few seconds before turning her attention back to the hosts.
"Now for the final girl…Carman!" said Victini as a sexy Roserade approached them all.
All of the guys stared at her, which earned them all a smack to the back of the head.
"Hello, everyone", she said seductively winking at the boys "I hope we all get to know each other…very well."
Almost all of the guys fainted, which caused all of the girls to angrily glare at Carman.
"Now that all of the girls are done, it's time for the guys", said Mew.
"Now first up…Ebony", said Mew as a Shiny Manectric approached everyone.
He saw Cano sitting down and immediately growled at him. Cano recognized the Manectric from the island and immediately growled at him as well.
"Well I see you already made friends", said Mew happily as Ebony attack Cano.
Cano and Ebony started to bite and claw at each other.
"Whoa, I didn't know Cano could fight", said Laxish.
"Will somebody stop them already?" asked Mew.
As soon as he said that Cano used his psychic to throw the Manectric off of him. The Manectric got up and was about to charge again.
"Don't even think about it", said Sparky angrily.
"Why did you even attack him?" asked Marion.
"He killed my brother", said Ebony angrily.
Everyone gasped except for the people who already knew.
"I thought you were nice!" yelled Reta.
"Oh please, his brother was about to rape me", said Vixen.
"Oh, well that makes sense, I would've done the same", said Jesse.
"Okay, enough! Cano killed Ebony's brother to keep him from raping Vixen when we were back on the island, that's the story!" said Victini, "now go stand by Phill, away from Cano!"
Ebony growled at Cano once more before sitting by Phill.
"Next guy…Draco!" said Mew as a 2 headed dragon with black fur covering their heads and necks approached them.
"Hello losers, I'm Draco, and you'd better remember it", said the Zweilous.
"Wow, another annoying dragon", said Vile.
"Hey!" said Vina and Volante.
"Alright Draco, stand by Volante", said Mew.
Draco stood by Volante and waited for the other guys.
"Next up...Hayden!" said Mew.
A Magmar approached everyone with an annoyed look on his face.
"What's with you?" asked Nero.
"Well, I just got off of the bus with 2 creepy and annoying people", said Hayden
"Who?" asked Kojo.
All of a sudden a Servine with a fedora, who was flipping a coin came from nowhere.
"Hello, everyone, I hope we can get really…acquainted", said Swift with a disturbing grin.
"Did they really accept a member of the Mafia?" asked Egridos.
"Is that a problem…Coffin?" asked Swift angrily.
"N-no, not at all", said Egridos nervously.
"See…creepy", said Hayden gesturing to Swift.
"Where's the other one?" asked Spiro.
"I'm right here" said a voice from behind them.
"Where did you come from?" asked Lassie.
"My mom's pussy, how about you?" asked the Squirtle.
Everyone turned around back at Mew and Victini.
"He's a smart-ass, what did you expect?" asked Mew.
"Oh come on", said Vile.
"Cum on who?" asked the Squirtle.
"Shut up, Anthony!" said Hayden.
"I would, but there's no door", said Anthony.
Hayden then face clawed himself.
"Alright, now go stand over there!" said Victini pointing to Leon.
"I can't stand on a Kecleon", said Anthony.
"Can I kill him?" asked Swift.
"Sadly no", said Victini.
"Next guy…Mason", said Mew as an Absol with a scar over his left eye approached them.
"Oh crap", Sola.
"What's wrong?" asked Luna.
"That's our little brother, he hates Ray's guts", said Sola.
"Hey, sis", said Mason to Sola, who waved.
"Hey Mason", said Ray happily.
Mason ignored him as he walked by Sola.
"I guess you're still mad at me", said Ray.
"Next guy…Klavier!" said Mew as a Gliscor flew towards them.
"Hey guys!" said Klavier happily, "I'm happy to be here."
"That's great, now next…Connor", said Mew as a bull with an afro approached them all.
"Hi guys, my names Connor, I hope we can all get along!" said the Bouffalant.
"Ok, now go stand by Laxish", said Mew.
Connor stood by Laxish with a smile on his face.
"Next up…Darren!" said Mew as a happy, caring sea lion approached everyone.
"Hi everyone, my name's Darren. I hope we can all be friends, and get along just great", said the Dewgong.
"Well, I guess you and Cano are going to get along just great then", said Demenio.
Darren smiled happily as he crawled his way to the others.
"Now, the final guy…Flame!" said Mew as a Charizard landed on the ground.
"Hey everyone", said Flame with a angry grin on his face.
"Why are you angry?" asked Skore.
"I'm not", said Flame changing his expression.
"Now, that's all of the contestants!" said Mew.
"You forgot about me", said a voice as a Cryogonal appeared from nowhere.
"You are not signed up", said Victini.
"I know, I just decided to join for no reason", said the Cryogonal.
"No way, we already have 20 newcomers", said Mew.
"Really, because when I asked the producer, my dad, he said that I could join", said the Cryogonal.
"But we already-"started Mew.
"You will let me join or I will tell my dad to fire you now!" yelled the Cryogonal.
"*sighs* Fine!" said Mew, "what's your name?"
"Freezeo", said the Cryogonal.
"Fine, go stand with the others", said Mew.
"Hooray!" said Freezeo as he floated beside Frosty.
"Now, that you are all here, it's time for the challenge!" said Mew.
"Wat do ya mean mate?" asked Titan.
"Since we are on a film lot, the challenges will be based on famous movies!" said Victini, "and the first movie is…Godzilla!"
"Wait, what do we have to do?" asked Spike.
"You have to run away from the monster, a.k.a. Groudon, and try to escape. When he catches you, you are eliminated from the challenge! The last 3 people standing will be team captains! Now GO!" said Mew as Groudon appeared.
"AAAHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone as they ran away.
"Do I have to go after them now?" asked Groudon.
"Yep", said Victini.
"Ok, RAAAAHHHH!" yelled Groudon as he ran after them.
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Laxish, M.P.S., Liksur, Skore, Piff, Spiro, Freezeo, Frosty, Striker, and Ded were in the kitchen hiding.
"Do you guys really think we're safe in here?" asked Ded.
"Of course we are, who would even think about looking in the kitchen", said M.P.S. eating a doughnut.
"RRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" said Groudon as he entered the kitchen.
Ded quickly ran out of the kitchen.
"Aw crap", said Skore.
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Striker: Great, I'm one of the first people out…and I'm still a Metapod, I guess I really am useless.
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Skore: Well that's grand, if only I kept standing on Ded's shoulder.
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"And the first people out are Skore, Laxish, Spiro, Freezeo, Frosty, Striker, M.P.S., Liksur, and Piff, let's see who will be next!" said Victini.
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"Well, this should be great", said Vile, "we can cause more problems!"
"Yeah, I guess", said Nero.
"Eh, I'm willing to re-join", said Aldon.
"So do I", said Flynn.
"If my man's re-joining, so am I", said Hope.
"Great", said Vile, "the evil alliance has returned!"
Little did they know, they were being watched by Carman.
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Carman: So, they think they're going to get farther than my by re-making their alliance. If anyone's going to make it far…it's me.
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"So, what do we do now?" asked Aldon.
"We try to win this challenge and choose the teams of course!" said Vile.
"RRAAAAAAAHHHHHH! YOU'RE ALL OUT!" yelled Groudon.
"Aw crap", said Aldon.
"HEY, I SEE YOU HIDING BEHIND THAT BUILDING!"
"F***", said Carman.
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"And with that…Aldon, Nero, Hope, Flynn, Vile, and Carman are out!" said Mew.
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Cano, Vixen, Luna, Sparky, Demenio, Spike, Shade, Shine, and Sola were all trying to find a good place to hide, until-
"Hey Shade!" said Aura as she nuzzled him.
"Umm…could you not do that to my boyfriend", said Shine annoyed.
"Oh, I didn't know, that makes it more fun", said Aura as he licked his cheek.
Shine was about to pounce on her but Shade immediately pulled away.
"Oh, you're playing hard to get…I like that", said Aura.
"Oh boy, could this get any worse?" asked Demenio.
"Hey mutt, I'm not done with you!" yelled Ebony, with Ivory and Anthony behind him.
"You had to ask"
"Sorry", said Demenio.
"I want revenge, and I will do everything I can to make your life miserable", said Ebony in Cano's face.
Cano rolled his eyes and walked around him, which really pissed him off. Ebony pounced on Cano and started to bite his chest. Cano bite him back and kick him in his crotch, which got him off of him.
"I'm gonna kill you", said Ebony as he got up.
"RRAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Damn it", said Vixen.
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"Alright, Aura, Shade, Shine, Spike, Vixen, Cano, Ebony, Ivory, Luna, Sparky, Demenio, Sola, and Anthony are all out", said Mew
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At the game studio, Sonan was playing all of the games that he saw, with Lila and Jesse trying to stop him.
"C'mon Sonan, you need to stop", said Lila.
"Mustplaymustalwaysplaymustne verstopplaying", said Sonan quickly.
"I think he's turned into a game junkie", said Jesse.
"What makes you say that?" asked Lila.
"Probably the fact that he's licking the game", said Jesse.
Lila turned back around and saw Sonan licking the screen.
"Oh my Arceus!" said Lila.
"Yeah, I guess that makes you a bad mother", said a voice.
"What?" asked Lila angrily.
All of a sudden…Solis came out of the shadows.
"Oh boy", said Jesse, "I guess I should leave now. You coming Sonan?"
Sonan was still on the game.
"Sonan, Nintendo!" said Jesse holding a Nintendo 3DS.
Sonan looked at his father and immediately jumped in his arms with the game.
"Baby wait, you don't to leave!" said Lila.
"Yeah, I think he should, I don't think he would like to see you get hurt", said Solis.
"What the hell did I do to you?!" asked Lila.
"I want Jesse to be mine, he's so hot, and I want him", said Solis.
"No way! We have a son, and we are happy", said Lila.
"I don't care, and if I get you out of the way, Jesse will be all mine", said Solis.
"RRAAAAHHHHH!"
"S***", said Solis.
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"Solis and Lila are out", said Mew
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A lot of the campers were in the theater watching a movie.
"This is amazing", said Clay.
"Yeah, it's like it popping out at your face", said Sabrina.
"That's what she said", said Leon.
"Oh Arceus, make it stop!" said Hayden.
"This is really relaxing", said Sally sitting in Jet's lap.
"What do you think Darren?" asked Connor.
"This is amazing!" said Darren.
"Yes, this is amazing", said Cramad.
"You said it Sheila", said Titan
"Well, if you don't count the part when the author makes the Groudon jump through the screen", said Egridos.
"Would you stop doing that?" asked Lassie.
"Yeah, it's really annoying", said Klavier.
"Sorry", said Egridos, "but it's the truth."
"Dude seriously you should stop that", said Rapid.
"RRAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"What did I tell you?" asked Egridos.
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Sabrina: Okay, I saw the first season, and know that he is really annoying. I'm going to have to try to get him out soon.
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"And with that, Reta, Rapid, Sabrina, Klavier, Egridos, Clay, Lassie, Titan, Cramad, Darren, Sally, Jet, Leon, Hayden and Connor are out!" said Victini.
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A lot of the females immediately ran into the Makeup Studio.
"Wow, this is amazing", said Sapphire.
"Yeah, I've never seen so much makeup in one place", said Annie.
"This is awesome", said Marie.
"I love this place" said Vina.
"Yeah, what do say we take it all", said Summer.
"You mean steal?" asked Annie.
"Yeah, no one's using it", said Summer.
"Okay then", said Annie.
"RRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
"Crap", said Sapphire.
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"And with that Summer, Sapphire, Annie, Marie, and Vina are all out", said Mew.
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Static, Dew, Morgan, Volante, Draco, Krack, Phill, Flame, Dhaunt, Marion, Kojo, Ray, and Mason were all standing in the middle of the lot.
"Why are we out in the open?" asked Static, "we should be hiding."
"If Groudon searches in specific places, he won't look in the most obvious place", said Dew.
"Sure, why not? Hey, I have an idea, why don't we just draw arrows to where we are!" yelled Draco.
"Why don't you just be quiet?" asked Morgan.
All of a sudden Chandler and Monica teleported there.
"Hey guys, why are you standing there?" asked Chandler.
"RRAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Chandler and Monica quickly teleported away.
"Damn it!" yelled Draco.
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Draco: Those 2 are out!
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Dew: So long F-R-I-E-N-D-S
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Mason: I will make sure they are eliminated first.
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"Draco, Dew, Morgan, Volante, Krack, Phill, Flame, Mason, Ray, Kojo, Dhaunt, and Static are all out!"
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Kai and Clash were making out in an alley, until they were finally caught.
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Swift, Ded, Smash, Sonan, and Jesse were all walking around the film lot, avoiding capture.
"Well this is going well", said Swift.
"Yeah, as long as we don't make a sound", said Ded.
"Hi guys", said Monica as Groudon ran towards them.
Jesse, Ded, and Smash all ran away, leaving Chandler, Monica, Swift, and Sonan.
"YOU'RE ALL OUT!" yelled Groudon.
"And with that, Smash, Ded, and Jesse are the winners", said Mew.
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Everyone gathered back in the lot.
"Alright contestants, Smash, Jesse, and Ded all won the challenge, which means they are all team captains", said Victini.
"Now, for a twist! Tonight, there will be a double elimination!" yelled Mew.
Everyone gasped.
"Yep, now get to the elimination", said Mew.
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"Alright contestants, the elimination is different, you will find electric voters under your seats, and instead of poffins, you will get a Mew plush", said Mew.
Everyone immediately began laughing.
"Shut up", said Mew, "and if you do not get a plushie, you must take the Lame-O-Sine home."
"Alright, now, since there are so many of you, we're going to make it short, everyone except Chandler and Monica come and get a plushie", said Victini.
"What? Why us?" asked Chandler.
"You and your girlfriend kept teleporting everywhere and got us out", said Swift.
"Oh well, at least we'll have privacy", said Monica seductively.
Chandler immediately ran into the Lame-O-Sine, with Monica following.
"Alright contestants, get to bed, you have a lot of work to do in the morning", said Mew.
Everyone nodded and went to their trailers.
Here is the first chapter, I hope you enjoyed it. Chandler and Monica are out, but they will be hosting the Aftermath shows. Will Carman get far? Will Egridos break the fourth wall…again? Who will the winners choose as their teammates? Find out next time on Total…Pokemon…ACTION!