Conversations of a Deranged Stalker and Unfortunate People

A/N:  Okay, guess what!  I found more people to scare!  Funness, huh?  I know that this isn't really Animorphs, but lots of you already read Conversations of a Deranged Cassie and Scary Guy so you know what I'm capable of…  Also, I'll try and add in Animorphs later.  My cousin Chelsea is staying at my house for a week, and she gave me her friend's screen name, and told me to just talk to him and maybe scare him for a bit.  She left to go take a shower, and I really just started scaring him…  Chelsea came back and started cracking up when she read our conversation, but then we were like, "Shoot!  What about my profile?!"  So we went and checked it, and of course the first thing on it was "Chelsea's here!"  How stupid was that?  So anyway, her friend found out who we were, but Chelsea thought that the idea of scaring her friends was genius.  Because of that, I now have about 15 people I can scare!  We made a new screen name, JHSstalker, because the initials of her high school are JHS.  The profile was this:

I know all about you, %n.  All about you...

I live in France

I wear nice pants

I eat red ants

I like to dance

I'll take this chance

I love romance

I use a lance

I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU!  (and i'm not kidding, either)  (seriously, I do) 

Her was our conversation with her ex-boyfriend, Adam.  Chelsea was giving me all the information.

JHSstalker: tralala
germalamo: hi
germalamo: so, what do you know about me?

A/N:  Obviously, he just read the profile.


JHSstalker: all about you, adam
germalamo: such as?
JHSstalker: how are lula and rick doing?

A/N:  Those are his parents' names.


germalamo: whats my last name
germalamo: do i have any pets
JHSstalker: jonson
germalamo: how long have i lived in minneapolis
JHSstalker: no, u don't

A/N:  Have any pets.


germalamo: your already wrong
germalamo: fool
germalamo: haha
germalamo: i do have a pet
JHSstalker: since third grade, i think
germalamo: and no
germalamo: ive lived here since i was 3
JHSstalker: sorry, you do
germalamo: 0wn3d
JHSstalker: its name is cinnamon
germalamo: what is "it"
JHSstalker: and it is a dog
germalamo: how long have i had it
germalamo: is it a he or a she
JHSstalker: is cinnamon feeling alright?
JHSstalker: she
JHSstalker: uve had her almost ur whole life
germalamo: what is my address
germalamo: my birthday
germalamo: what kind of cars do i drive
germalamo: what kind of car does my dad drive
JHSstalker: thats inconsequential
germalamo: you dont know shit.
JHSstalker: u drive a 88 mazda rx7
germalamo: good good.....
JHSstalker: r u talking about the jaguar, the jeep, or the van?
germalamo: nice
JHSstalker: ur birthday is sep 27, 85
germalamo: nice
JHSstalker: like i siad, i know ALL about u
germalamo: im my other screenname right now

A/N:  There was a pause, because we were doing something else.


germalamo: you dont know it
germalamo: heh
germalamo: good job

A/N:  We IMed him on his other screen name.


JHSstalker: im sorry, i was busy
germalamo: can i guess who you are?
germalamo: lets see....you type pretty slow
germalamo: and your probably not signed on under your real sn right now
JHSstalker: yes, you can
JHSstalker: no, im just busy
germalamo: brian?
JHSstalker: no
germalamo: well wait now...lets narrow it down. are you a guy or a girl
JHSstalker: my name is theresa porter
JHSstalker: i am a girl
germalamo: right....
germalamo: and why would you just tell me your name so easily
JHSstalker: bcuz im speshul
germalamo: i see
germalamo: so do you go to jhs
JHSstalker: no, i just stalk ppl who do
JHSstalker: jhs ppl are hot

A/N:  Chelsea thought that we should hit on him and see what he says.


germalamo: so what school do you go to
germalamo: or how bout this: do you have a pic?
JHSstalker: i go to saint johns
JHSstalker: yes, i do

A/N:  I live in a different state than Chelsea and Adam, so he hasn't seen me in person.  However, he has seen pictures of me, so I was going to send him a picture of Brooke Nevin, an actress who played Rachel in the Animorphs TV show.  (If you don't understand that, go read my other fic, Conversations of a Deranged Cassie and Scary Guy.)  However, just as we were about to send it, we realized that it said, "Brooke Nevin is Rachel" on it.  Durn…


germalamo: will you send it to me?
JHSstalker wants to directly connect.
JHSstalker is now directly connected.

A/N:  Luckily, we were saved by his having to leave.


germalamo: gotta go
germalamo: concert
germalamo: later

A/N:  We talked to him later on the phone, and he ended up guessing it was us after we mentioned that we had been harassing Chelsea's other friend, but this was still quite funny.  We also went and found a picture of some random girl online who is us from now on.  So anyway, I'll try and post more soon!