So, I don't even know what this is.

I heard on Tumblr that Patricia and Eddie have kids called Pancake & Hoagie, and this just happened.

This is obviously just the beginning, since it's really short.


"Dad, what's Anubis House like?" Pancake asked, kicking her feet back and forth under the table.

"Creepy Towers," commented Patricia from the other side of the room.

"No, Pancake, you'll be fine," Eddie stressed. "It's fun to hang there. Good food."

"Good pancakes?" the girl asked.

"Of course," her father answered.

"Yeah, Krueger, cause all that matters is food," Patricia stood up, rolling her eyes at him, and walked over to sit next to Pancake, "Nothing else matters."

...

The next day, Pancake was off to school for the first time, despite her protests of not wanting to be there.

She crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at her parents.

"I know you guys met here and everything, but I still don't wanna go," Pancake said.

"Maybe you'll make new friends!" piped up Hoagie, Pancake's little brother.

"Easy for you to say, you don't have to go live with strangers." Pancake flipped her hair and walked away, in the opposite direction of the house.

"Does she even know where she's going?" asked Hoagie.

"Nope," shrugged Eddie, pulling an apple out of his bag and taking a bite of it.

"Eddie!" shrilled Patricia, angry that he didn't seem to care. She ran off to go find Pancake before she ended up lost, or ended up running into something creepy.