Iolaus groaned looking out the mouth of the cave at the torrential downpour, he hated being cooped up like this when he really would have rather have been hunting or fishing. He glanced over at Hercules who was leaning against the wall of the cave eyes closed apparently taking a nap. Iolaus would have liked to nap too but every time he tried to settle down he found himself far too restless. Something was about to happen, he could feel it and it made him incredibly antsy. A crack of thunder startled him and he jerked back tripping over a rock and landing on his butt. Hercules woke with a start and gave him a sardonic look. "First day with your new feet?"

"Oh haha." Iolaus retorted and stood up dusting off the seat of his trousers. "I wish it would stop raining, I want to be out fishing."

"In this rain you could be the fish." Hercules chuckled.

Iolaus chuckled and leaned against the wall watching the rain. Another clap of thunder rolled across the sky followed by another then another in quick succession. Hercules frowned and looked out the mouth of the cave as well. Neither of them was paying attention to the interior of the cave when the Portal opened dumping two strangely dressed women onto the floor. Iolaus was the first to notice them. "Uh Herc…"

Hercules turned around and gaped at the two women, one in a short blue skirt with a matching corset and white blouse with long black hair that only partially hid strangely pointed ears. She was brushing dirt off her skirt and it took him a second to stop staring at her long enough to notice her friend who was wreathed in flames. He blinked and realized that he wasn't seeing things, the other woman was a little taller than the first and was literally wearing fire. "Iolaus…?"

"I see it Herc but I think it's supposed to be that way." Iolaus replied.

"Holy shit! Arti you're on fire!" The first woman yelped and her friend started trying to put the flames out.

"On second thought maybe not." Iolaus added as he grabbed a blanket and tried to smother the flames only to have his blanket catch fire.

Hercules did the only thing he could think of and grabbed the woman on fire shoving her outside into the rain where everyone stared in dumbfounded amazement as she continued to be wreathed in fire AND soaking wet. "How in Tartarus?"

"Tracey! Where the fuck are we?!" The fiery woman shouted in confusion.

"I got a better question for you. How the hell did we get here?" Tracey replied walking out into the rain which did something completely unexpected and parted around her so she remained dry.