Ichigo and Renji's Road Trip- writtien by Nashi-Hime's brother
Be gentle, this was written on a whim why we were bored on a trip to Ocean City :D
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"Ichigo, the speed limit it 65 miles per hour, hunny. I want to get to the beach faster; you need to break in the bikini fast!"
"Why do I have to be the woman of our family?"
"Because you have bigger boobs than me"
"No, I don't…"
"Renji, dammit! Quit being such an ass head!"
"I'm not an ass-head, I'm a sexy ass-head!"
"Got that right!"
MAKE OUT MOMENT!!
"Ichigo, baby pull in here." (note: pit stop)
"Kk."
LATER, AT THE MICKY D'S STATION!
"I'll have a large coke to share." (note: this is Renji)
"Share with who?" (note: random, homophobic clerk)
"With him."
"But he's a guy, what are you? Gay?"
"Yes, got a problem?"
"Yo, I spit on gay people kurlk punna" (note: that was a poorly executed spitting noise). A gooey green and yellow shit like spit hits Renji's leg. Renji is so mad that he hits the clerk.
11 Minutes into a smack fight, the clerk jumps out from behind the counter and starts punching Renji. By the time you know it Renji and the clerk are in a PG-13 street fight. Then the clerk slips and pulls Renji's pants (that Ichigo knitted him) down and you see hearts all over Renji's pink, frilly panties.
SEVEN MINUTES LATER
"Step on it!" (note: Ichigo)
IT'S ALMOST OVER!
"Finally! Next time, I'm ordering two large cokes."
"Dammit, I dropped my wallet back there."
"That's okay."
"How is that okay…"
"I took his wallet."
1 hour 23 minutes and 56 seconds
LATER
"We're at the beach!"
"Yay baby you're sexy!"
Make Out Moment!
It's Over!