Fanfic idea: Alex buying Jo a robe because of all her nakedness (idea from episode 11x12)

Jo was leaning back against the headboard reading a medical journal when Alex slinked into the bedroom quietly, trying not to disturb her. She looked up and smiled brightly, "Is Grey gone?"

Alex nodded as he peeled off his shirt, "Yeah, she went to get the kids and head home."

She watched after him as he walked into the bathroom to brush his teeth and gazed appreciatively at his backside as she shook her head, "And Robbins is looking at my ass."

Alex turned back to her and mumbled through the toothpaste suds, "What?"

Jo smiled sweetly, "It's a good thing she's into girls. You handle it much better than I would if the situation was reversed."

Alex rinsed his mouth out and walked over to lay flat in the bed, "I trust you to not sleep with Robbins."

Jo laughed, "Good to know." She took a breath and added, "I trust you too, but I still hate watching other people check out your derrière all the time."

Alex scrunched up his face questioningly, "People check…?"

Jo quickly cut him off "All the time."

Alex placed his hands behind his head, "And that bothers you?"

Jo rolled her eyes and looked down at his amused face, "Well yeah!"

Alex chuckled, "I kinda like when people check you out."

Jo deadpanned, "Oh really? I haven't noticed."

Alex rolled to lay on his side and propped his head on his hand, "I like having the hot girlfriend that people want."

Jo laughed and shook her head, "You're incorrigible."

She earmarked her page and placed the journal on the bedside table as she settled into the bed. Alex immediately wrapped his arm around her and spooned her from behind. He kissed her neck gently, "Why do you have on sweats?"

Jo turned in his embrace slightly, "You told me twice today that this was a pants required zone."

Alex sat up quickly, "You have got to be joking."

Jo bit her lip to keep from smiling and shrugged, "I'm just adhering to the new house rules."

Alex fumbled for words before whining, "Jo…."

She broke out into a grin and began discarding the sweats, "I couldn't help messing with you on that one. You're so easy."

Alex smirked at her, "Well if you're in that kind of mood, I know a way to have some more fun with Robbins."

Jo smiled brightly, "What?"

Alex reached under the bed on his side and pulled out a bag to hand to her, "Don't feel like you have to wear it if you don't want to. But Robbins told me I should buy you a robe and…"

Jo's eyes widened as she pulled out a sheer robe with intricate lace and beading. Her mouth agape, she ran her fingers along the material in awe, "Oh Alex…"

Alex panicked at her response, "It's fine. Really. You don't have to…"

Jo looked up, her mouth still hanging open, "Alex, this is really nice just to use as a prank."

Alex nodded and looked down self-consciously, "I went into the store looking for a gag. You know. Just…uh…something to hang up in the bathroom or something you know. Freak her out a little and mess with her some more. But then I saw it and I thought you deserved something nice. Just to have…if you want."

Jo grabbed his jaw and pulled him in for a slow sweet kiss, "It's perfect, Alex." She pulled back slightly and cocked a brow, "And it will look so good with my sweat pants."

Alex smirked at her, "Har, Har." She smiled playfully at him before leaning forward for a longer kiss and gently pushing him back to lie on the mattress.