Samuel Rottman was new to New York (heh) and had gotten a little lost walking home from his new school one night. "It sure is dark..." he said to himself He had looked over his shoulder to make sure nobody was following him, but just as he did, he ran into what felt like a brick wall. Since when were there brick walls in the middle of the sidewalk? But it wasn't a brick wall AT ALL YOU GUYS "Whoa sorry dude!" came the voice above little Samuel Little Samuel Rotterson couldn't believe his eyes!...A giant talking turtle? He definitely wasn't in Michigan (or wherever idk) anymore! Samuel Rottward stared up at the tall muscular being in front of him and didn't notice that he had been holding out a green hand. He hesitated, and grabbed it before being pulled up suddenly to stand face to face with his stupid smiling face. Samuel Rottzenweig was still in a state of shock and forgot to let go of his hand."S-sorry..." Samuel Rottweiler stammered. "What are you...?" before the orange-masked turtle turtle could respond, a voice shouted at him and he turned to leave."Meet me here at like midnight or osmething and we can hang out ! !" the giant turtle said leaping to a rooftop. "I'm Mikey by the way!" and then he vanished LATER THAT EVENING SAM AND MIKEY LAID ON EACHOTHER SOMEHOW BOTH ON TOP "ur si fucking big n stogn" "yes i know" "god mm i love turtl and i love " "me too"and then sam and mikey the turt yiffied ontop of the roof under the pale moonlight I " cant' believe yu were into me, a turtu!"
"well...sometimes u think i know a person but you dont. YOu have to give them a chang" "Yeah..cowabunga" Mikey said yelled as he kiss the Smack.