Book 1 – Friends Forever
Chapter 1 – Past And Present Collide
Dr. Drakken is concocting a devilish scheme with his friend and partner in crime, Shego. They are in the living room of his home discussing their options. His home is on three acres of farmland on the outskirts of Middleton U.S.A. It is a dilapidated two-story house in need of a woman's touch. Well, a woman other than Shego. Drakken is pacing back and forth in his blue lab coat and black boots. He has black hair, blue eyes, and blue skin, 6'0" and 180 lbs. (Blue skin, you're wondering? He did one too many experiments with gene therapy and gene manipulation.) Shego is sitting in Drakken's reclining chair with her feet up filing her gloves. Shego is in her green and black jump suit and black shoes. She has black hair, green eyes, and green skin, is 5'6" and 120 lbs. She was the only other willing participant in Drakken's experimentations. Two other people, Drakken's thugs, are sitting on the couch in the right-hand corner of the room. They're dressed in black and awaiting what is surely inevitable.
Shego begins with a simple question. "So what do you wanna do Doc?"
"I don't know Shego." Drakken looks around, as if expecting a sudden stroke of genius to come to an otherwise moronic mind. "Let's ask my thugs. Thugs, what say you?"
These are not Drakken's ordinary henchmen. The original henchmen are on a 'family' vacation for a month in Florida. These new thugs remain silent and motionless as they stay seated on the couch. They continue to stare, as though looking into the present and past at the same time.
"Doc, you're the 'evil genius' here. You're supposed to have a plan." Shego smiles and laughs as she makes quote marks in the air with her fingers at the words 'evil genius'.
"Mock me if you must Shego. Your simple mind can't possibly fathom what the intricacies of my diabolical scheme might entail."
"Whatever Dr. D." Shego says with a wide grin, all the time aware of Drakken's attempt to sound smarter than he really is.
Drakken walks around for a bit more before stopping in his tracks. "I've got it Shego."
Shego smiles and whispers to the thugs, 'This ought to be good.' She also adds, 'I hope he doesn't actually think this will work.'
Drakken is unaware of these comments and continues. "Let's steal some priceless paintings."
"What? Is that all? If so, I think you can do this by yourself." Shego sounds a bit unsatisfied with Drakken's simple plan.
"Shego, Shego, Shego. Ye of little faith. That's not all. Let me finish. We steal some paintings, and have someone forge exact copies. We shall then sell the fake paintings, and claim them to be the real ones. After that, we'll return the real paintings back for the reward money."
"Well, I'll be damned Dr. D. That's not half bad." The look of utter disbelief on Shego's face at the brilliance of Drakken's plan is priceless, if not only to Drakken himself.
"If this works Shego, we'll both be damned." Drakken says with a smile of his own.
"I do have a question though Dr. D. Who will you get to forge the paintings?" Shego brings up a very important point to Drakken's whole plan and a possible oversight on his part.
"You just leave that to me Shego." Drakken is now hitting the 'cocky' phase he goes through with very evil plan of his.
Drakken begins to describe his plan to everyone. "First, we'll steal the Mona Lisa from the Louvre. The fake of that one painting alone will get us billions of dollars when we sell it to the highest bidder. With that money, we'll then buy a small country, probably somewhere in Africa or Europe, and make our own army. We can thusly take over a few other small countries and build up an empire and that will be when we shall take over the world. This sounds as if it'll take a few years but we can do this in a matter of months. Why, with your muscle and my brains, no one will stop us now…not even Kim Possible."
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are at Kim's house working on crime fighting techniques. Actually, Kim is working on the crime fighting techniques while Ron and his pet naked mole rat Rufus are having a food fight with corn chips. Kim Possible has red hair, green eyes, is 5'4" and 115 lbs with a slightly tan white skin. Ron Stoppable has blonde hair, brown eyes, is 5'8" and 160 lbs with pale white skin. Rufus is a naked mole rat about 8 inches tall, and 8 lbs with pink skin.
"Ron, you need to study. This can be beneficial for the both of us. It can make our missions even more successful and it'll help you get the credit that we both know you deserve." Kim hopes that Ron will take this seriously.
"No problem-o, KP. This is the Ron-man we're talking about. I'm all about being serious." Ron starts throwing corn chips up into the air and catches them in his mouth.
Kim pleads with Ron. She doesn't want to see her partner and best friend hurt anymore than he wants to see her hurt. "Ron, this guide can help save both of our lives in combat. I think you need to take this more seriously. I don't wanna see you get hurt badly on any future missions."
Ron winces as he thinks about the last mission they were on. Ron ended up with a broken wrist. He sees Kim's point. "Ok. Kim, ok. I'll start looking it over now. Man." Ron opens up his combat guide and starts looking over the entire thing trying to find any tips that he can use immediately.
After two hours of looking over their books, which is a record for Ron to read anything besides a comic book, Ron stops and says, "I wonder what the guys are up to."
This gets Kim to stop looking over her book herself. "I don't know. I know Josh and Donald are probably practicing for the band. Eddie and Jason might be too. They have been wrapped up in that lately. Well, that and traveling all over the world this summer. I haven't heard from them lately and that worries me. Have you heard from them lately Ron?"
"No Kim. I haven't heard from either one of them since they sent us a postcard from Germany two weeks ago." Ron rolls over on his back as he's lying on Kim's bed and looks at the ceiling. He thinks about what his friends could be up to at this moment.
"I wonder what they did in Germany, Ron. All they mentioned was that there were more sweets and food than they ever thought they'd see in one place." Kim starts thinking about what Germany must be like since it's one of the few places her 'job' hasn't taken her.
"Yeah. The first time Rufus and I read that, we got so jealous!" Ron shakes his fist in the air jokingly.
"Yeah." Rufus adds, rubbing his stomach.
Suddenly, Kim's Kimmunicator goes off. Wade is at the other end. "Kim, we have trouble."
"What's the sitch Wade?" Kim asks, using one of her catch phrases.
Wade Load is the unseen fourth member of the Team Possible team. He is a twelve-year old child genius who stands 4'6" and 105 lbs with black hair, brown eyes, and dark skin. "I've spotted Drakken's plane on radar. He's headed for the Louvre in France. He's up to no good undoubtedly." This is nothing new for Kim and Ron to hear. At least Drakken's consistent.
"Do you have a ride for us Wade?" Kim asks, already knowing the answer.
"Of course Kim." Wade says with a smile. "I am a child genius for a reason you know."
Kim and Ron get ready for their mission, which will be one they won't soon forget.
Dr. Drakken and Shego arrive at the Louvre around eight that night to try to steal world-famous paintings to set Drakken's evil scheme into motion. All of a sudden, none other than Team Possible rush in to save the day as they usually do. Kim is in her black mid-drift sweater and cargo pants, as is Ron. That is their standard mission uniform after all. Kim slowly looks around to see that they are in the middle of the museum, surrounded by paintings, guard rails, and benches. As they look around from the center of the room they see Drakken, in his blue lab coat, and Shego, in her normal green and black jump suit.
"Look Shego, it's Kim Possible and the buffoon….what's his face." Drakken says, knowing this upsets Ron.
"That's Ron Stoppable, you asshole! RON STOPPABLE! IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO REMEMBER!" Ron yells angrily. Drakken smiles as his 'forgetfulness' of Ron's name has its desired effect.
"Drakken, I think I know your scheme. If I'm correct then I'm impressed by how far you've come in this business. This is by far your best scheme yet. You're going to steal the paintings, forge them, and then sell them back at a very heavily increased price. It just has to be Shego's idea. Whoever's idea it was, it's going to end up like all of your other schemes, with you and Shego in jail." Kim's confidence doesn't go unnoticed by Drakken or Shego.
"Oh, god damn it! You think you're all that Kim Possible, but you're not!" Drakken can't believe Kim figured out his plan. But he knows there is one thing she doesn't know and his smugness returns. "Oh, is that so Ms. Possible, because I just don't foresee that happening. I've got a couple of friends that I think you'd be most interested in meeting." With that comment by Drakken, Kim and Ron look at each other thinking, 'Now, what in the hell is he talking about?'
"Eddie, Jason…I'd like you to re-acquaint yourself with a couple of old friends of yours." Two large figures now lurk out of the shadows of two tall columns to stand beside Drakken and Shego. Kim and Ron's only reaction is to say, "Oh shit!" The bigger of the two figures is Eddie Probable, who has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 6'4" and weighs 240 lbs and tan white skin. The other, Jason Sensible, has brown hair and hazel eyes, is 6'2" and weighs 220 lbs and tan white skin.
SIDE-NOTE (FLASHBACK)
Eddie and Jason have been Kim and Ron's two best friends since kindergarten. They were also the leaders of most of Middleton High's sports teams. All four of them have lived in the same neighborhood since kindergarten.
Eddie was on the football team as the senior star running back and co-captain on the offensive side of the ball along with Brick Flagg who played quarterback. It should be mentioned that Brick is a year older than Eddie and the rest of the gang, but had to be held back a year for lack of credits to graduate on time. This past season Eddie led the conference in every major rushing statistic and helped lead Middleton to the state title. He also made the All-State Team. He is being highly recruited by the most prestigious colleges in the nation. The other sports he played were baseball and basketball. He was the captain of the State Champion Middleton baseball team also and led the conference in hitting with a .400 batting average, 20 home runs, and 100 RBIs (Runs Batted In). He played anywhere the team needed him. Eddie also was the starting point guard for the basketball team who finished second in the state tournament this past school year.
Jason was also on the football team as a senior co-captain as well, but on the defensive side of the ball. He played middle linebacker, along with Josh Mankey (or Monkey Boy as Ron and Eddie like to call him). Jason helped lead Middleton to the State Championship by leading the conference in sacks (12) and tackles (80) and making the All-State Team. He is also being recruited by the same colleges as Eddie is. They are a two-for-one deal. Jason was also on the soccer and wrestling teams. He was the captain of the soccer team and led them to the state title by leading the conference in assists with four a game, while also scoring two goals a game. He was also the best wrestler in Middleton and helped them get a second place finish in the state tournament.
Eddie and Jason also made time for something that they can share with all of their friends. That something would be the love of music. Eddie and Jason had an idea for a band and got Kim, Ron, Rufus, Monique, Bonnie Rockwaller, and two other friends, Josh and Donald Doubtful involved in it. Thus their band "The Mimics" (whose crowning achievement up to this point was playing a rather impressive rendition of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin at the Junior Spring Dance) was formed. Eddie is usually lead guitarist, Jason is usually lead singer, Josh plays the drums, and Donald plays bass guitar. Kim is a back-up singer along with Bonnie and Monique. Ron is kind of the manager and also plays some instruments but mainly acts as Disc Jockey (who goes under the nickname 'Mix Master Ron') with his naked mole rat Rufus (who goes under the nickname 'Rhythming Rufus').
"Bet you guys didn't count on seeing us here, did you?" Jason smirks at Ron. "Hey Kim, what's up?" Eddie asks in a sarcastic voice to his 'friend'. Both Kim and Ron stare at their life long best friends in total shock. "What the hell are you guys doing here with Drakken and Shego?" Kim asks. "We're finally part of a team now, that's what…Ms. Goody-Two shoes." Eddie says coldly.
"Although I love the looks on their faces, I think it's time you proved your worth." Drakken is giddy with joy at how well his plan is working. Without hesitation, both Eddie and Jason spring into action. Eddie goes straight for Kim's legs with a sweeping leg kick, as Jason hurriedly rushes to get behind her. Kim easily dodges Eddie's kick with a back flip and just as she lands, Jason immediately tackles her to the ground.
"Thanks for the help Jason, but I think I can take care of Kim myself man." Eddie says in the heat of the moment with his pride somewhat damaged.
"Whatever man, just keep your head in the game." Jason mentions to Eddie as he points to his own head.
"Seriously, what are you guys doing with Drakken?" Kim stands up and rubs the back of her head and neck trying to recover from the whiplash she just received.
"Whatever it is Kim, it can't be good." Ron says frantically as he is trying to outrun Jason's huge girth.
"Maybe we're swift and agile enough for you now Kim!" Eddie yells as he delivers a couple of kicks that Kim blocks easily.
"What? Is that what this is all about? That was a long time ago guys." Kim says back to Eddie as he's trying to kick the shit out of her.
Jason stops, tries to catch his breath, and says, "Well of course that is what this boils down to! I mean, damn it Kim, you didn't even try to get us jobs with you and Ron. We're supposed to be best friends and be there for each other no matter what, but instead of that, you insult us! You told us how lousy we were instead of saying what good qualities we had. I mean, that's some real deep psychological shit! Am I wrong here Ron?"
Ron stops for a moment to listen and adds, "He does have a point KP….although I'm to blame as well." At this moment, Eddie runs away from Kim and throws a punch towards Ron, which he blocks to both he and Eddie's surprise.
"Thanks Ron. You're right. You are to blame also. However, not as much as Kim….because it is Team Possible after all." Eddie mentions to the both of them.
"Guys….Eddie, I never in a million years meant to hurt your feelings….you both know that that's totally not me. I'm truly sorry….so please don't let it come to this." Kim pleads to her friends, trying to get them to stop this senseless barrage of attacks.
"It's too late for apologies Kim. Where were they when we needed them…. when we needed you…..when I needed you? Now, we want you and Ron to regret ever becoming Team Possible!" Eddie yells, now madder than he has ever been before.
As Eddie and Kim are having their conversation, Kim is slowly overcoming the effects of the whiplash, although she is still feeling the effects of it. Eddie quickly gets her to the ground by tackling her. Even though Kim is agile, she didn't realize how fast and quick Eddie is himself. Jason, meanwhile, is about to pummel the living shit out of Ron. As Jason and Eddie are about to hit Ron and Kim, they get a glimpse of Ron and Kim's eyes. Kim pleads with Eddie. "Please don't do this…..not to me…..not to us. We can get back what we lost when I made a stupid comment all those years ago. Please….guys. Please Eddie…..for me, and for Ron." With that, Eddie and Jason suddenly don't know what to do. They were about to punch Kim and Ron but now they quickly begin to relive a lifetime of moments and friendship that could suddenly be destroyed forever…
Shego comes running as fast as she can and screams, "I've got the paintings. Let's get the hell out of here!" This is just the distraction Eddie and Jason need. They quickly get up and step back. Before Eddie throws a smoke bomb so they can make a clean getaway with Drakken and Shego, he looks Kim in the eyes and silently mouths the words 'I'm sorry' to her. Drakken looks at Eddie and Jason with disappointment in his eyes. Before Kim can catch up with the four of them, the room is suddenly filled with smoke.
After Eddie, Jason, Drakken, and Shego disappear, Kim and Ron start to digest what just took place. As they ride on a plane back to Middleton, they try to understand how Eddie and Jason went from their best friends to two criminals…
FLASHBACK
It all started that first Monday morning of preschool. Eddie was the first person to arrive at school that day. He had just moved to Middleton from Cincinnati with his parents earlier the week before, and was eager to make new friends. Kimberly Anne Possible was the second student to arrive. Eddie couldn't help but think 'She's the prettiest girl in the world' as she entered the room. Ron Stoppable and Jason Sensible soon arrived afterwards. By mere coincidence, the four of them were partnered up in a group that day.
"Hiya! My name is Eddie Probable. What are your guy's names?" Everyone could tell that Eddie was very eager to meet new people.
"Hi Eddie, I'm Jason Sensible and I just moved here from Green Bay." Ron asked, "Is it really green up there?" Jason quickly answered, "No silly, it's not. It's very cold there. You're funny! I like you."
Ron continued, "Hey Eddro, I'm Ron Stoppable."
"Hey Ron, nice to meet you. And what's your name?" Eddie asked, looking at Kim.
"Hi. My name is Kim." She looked at Eddie shyly and blushing at the same time, and whispered, 'I think you're cute,' before she giggled ever so softly.
They all began to talk about themselves to each other. Before the end of the day Kim, Ron, Jason, and Eddie found out that Kim lives in the house to the left of Jason's. Ron lives across the street from Jason's and Eddie lives to the right of Ron's, and across from Kim's house. Jason said to everyone else, "I'm glad I've already made new friends and I hope we stay friends forever!"
"Us too!" yelled Kim, Ron, and Eddie at the same time.
A couple of years later, two more students moved into Middleton. Their names were Josh and Donald Doubtful. They live two houses to the left of Ron's. At the same time, Jason started noticing this other girl at school, Monique. She lives five houses to the left of Kim's. Jason was actually the one who introduced her to Kim, Ron, and Eddie. Josh and Donald started to take a quick liking to Kim, Ron, Monique, Eddie, and Jason and the seven of them have been quite close since then.
Disclaimer
We do not own Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable or any of the other characters from the Disney cartoon show. We also don't own Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven". We do reserve the right to make the characters in this story, even Kim and Ron, the way we see fit to progress the story. Thank you and continue reading please!
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