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TheDragonWriter4Ever: This sucks.
Snotlout: Well, you DID tell the twins to throw a bunch of smelly fish on my hut, so I will say that you deserve it!
TheDragonWriter4Ever: (looks at him) I only said that the disclaimer sucked.
Snotlout: I don't care. You DEFINITELY don't own me. Besides, you just said that you didn't own me.
TheDragonWriter4Ever: I KNOW WHAT GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING, SNOTLOUD!
Snotlout: Uh, it's Snotlout.
TheDragonWriter4Ever: Oh, for the love of all things fire - breathing and scaly, GET OUT.
Twins: NO. Stay in and make her even angrier!
TheDragonWriter4Ever: Okay, you know what? JUST to get you guys off of my back, I shall say it. (whispers) idonotownHttydoranyofit'scharacters
Dragon Riders: (together) WE CAN"T HEAR YOU!
TheDragonWriter4Ever: I. Do. Not. Own. How. To. Train. Your. Dragon. (pauses) Happy?! You guys are mean. KILLJOY.
" Well, it could have been worse." And that was all Hiccup could say.
" Are you kidding me?!" Snotlout yelled. " It could've been worse, who are you trying to kid?!"
" I mean, it IS the twins after all, Snotlout." Fishlegs peeped. " It COULD have been worse."
Snotlout walked off shaking his head and muttering. Astrid had said nothing. What had the twins done THIS time? And why was Snotlout so mad? Well it depends. If you just so happen to like tons of dead (or not so dead) fish dumped on your house, then this prank was for you! If you are in the other side of the camp, the-I-HATE-dead-fish-on-top-of-my-hut, people, then please get your axes and pitchforks! 'Cause here come the twins! As soon as Snotlout saw them, he absolutely stormed up to the two interlopers.
" And, just where have you two muttonheads been?" He growled.
" Hi,Snotlout!" Ruffnut grinned.
" how ya been Snotty?" Her twin, Tuffnut asked.
They then rounded the corner and were gone.
Snotlout, quite predictably went ballistic. " Did you see that?! DID YOU SEE THAT?!" he roared. "Those two muttonheads destroyed my house, and then walked by as though NOTHING happened!" He looked around to find that everyone was slowly starting to slink away. " HICCUP! CONTROL THOSE TWO!"
Hiccup sighed. " Snotlout, if you have a problem, then talk to the twins! I am not responsible for their actions, and yes, I cannot control them!They are Dragon Riders, and they are..." He started squirming, trying to find an appropiate word.
" Annoying." Astrid growled.
" Muttonhead extraodinaire." Snotlout shot out.
" No, it's just...They're...Difficult." Hiccup countered, really not wanting his girlfriend and his cousin to get in a fight over who could come up with the most words to describe the twins.
" Rude." Snotlout sang.
" Mean." Everyone looked surprised as Fishlegs put his two pennies' worth in the hat.
Well that meant that it was ON! If Fishlegs Ingerman was going to participate in the contest, well...
" Ridiculous." Astrid yelled.
" Overbearing." Snotlout shot back.
" Trivial." Fishlegs mumbled, which got a few blank looks.
" Loud." Hiccup sighed, thinking of allof the many explosions and pranks the twins had pulle over the years of his eighteen - year – old life.
" Slow!" Snotlout hollered.
"Inaccurate!" Astrid shouted.
Fishlegs and Hiccup were now backing away slowly. It honestly looked like the two were going to fight!
" Annoying, muttonheads, that are rude, mean, ridiculous, loud, overbearing, trivial, slow, and accurate!" Ruffnut and Tuffnut yelled at the same time.
" Yeah, you're right, Ruff and Tuff... WAIT! RUFF AND TUFF?!" Astrid and Snotlout gulped.
"Yeeaah." The twins said real slow. " Can we just say..."
Ruffnut grinned. " Astrid you have anger problems" Astrid looked shocked.
Tuffnut smiled. " Hiccup...well you are a killjoying, fun stealing, work – yourself – to the – bone person!"
Ruffnut laughed. " Fishlegs you are afraid of everything!"
Tuffnut smirked. " Snotlout...well enougth said."
Then, both of them said at the same time, " None of us are perfect. Not even you Snotlout. We try to perfect ourselves, but often times, we fail. Why? Because old habits die hard." The two of them started sniffing. " We never knew that you guys would be soooo mean!" Ruffnut wailed.
Everyone was looking justly ashamed of themselves, until the twins stopped crying. And grinned.
" Well, didn't we just say that old habits die hard?" Tuffnut asked casually.
" Oh yeah..." Ruffnut began rubbing her hand together. And they yelled, "NOW BARF AND BELCH!"Everyone looked up. And screamed.
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Seconds later the twins were being chased around the Edge by very mud – spattered Fishlegs, Snotlout, ans Astrid. Hiccup sat on the landing pad with Toothless. He sighed. " What a wonderful day it's been." And Toothless warbled in agreement.
Moral? Don't trust the TWINS to give a talk on Morals!
TheDragonWriter4Ever is out!
