Hi. So. A/N. Right. I've never been good at these.
This was a chat I started with my friend, Mystic Jade Shoe. It sort of... got out of hand.
In this episode of Troll Army: The origin of My Immortal revealed!
Kanra: *in a chat room* So. My Troll Army is assembled.
...All three of us.
carcinoGeneticist: LIKE HELL WE ARE. SO. WHAT KIND OF HAVOC ARE WE WREAKING TODAY, BRAIN?
Kanra: I had... an idea. (^.^)
awesomeWurst: kesese~ what kind of idea?
Kanra: You know all those annoying Harry Potter fans?
carcinoGeneticist: I WENT AFTER ONE OF THOSE THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS REFRESHING.
Kanra: I was thinking we could go after ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. (*^.^*)
awesomeWurst: i have nothing better to do so go for it.
Kanra: I was thinking... we write a fanfic. A fanfic that's so bad, that it will melt the brains of every Harry Potter fan that reads it. FOREVER.
awesomeWurst: oooooh, i think we can do that
carcinoGeneticist: I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MORE LIKE GENOCIDE BUT THAT WORKS TOO.
Kanra: ...cG, you scare me sometimes.
carcinoGeneticist: WHY THANK YOU.
Kanra: I'm beginning to wonder if you're an ACTUAL troll.
awesomeWurst: was that even a question to begin with?
Kanra: ...I bet you live under a bridge somewhere, cG.
And aW... you're weird.
But let's stop insulting each other and get down to business.
carcinoGeneticist: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
carcinoGeneticist: AND I AGREE. THERE ARE MILLIONS TO BE TROLLED AND HERE WE ARE WASTING TIME.
Kanra : ... So we write a fanfic that mocks gothic people, Harry Potter fans, and tortures grammar nazis.
Kanra: Now. We need a main character...
awesomeWurst: someone horribly stunningly sexy.
Kanra: Oh, yes. *grins*
...An emo girl.
With a name like... Darkness.
CG: GO WITH EBONY.
Kanra: But I like Dark'ness... Whoops, typo.
...Ebony Dark'ness?
awesomeWurst: way. like gerard
Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Way... I think we may be onto something here, guys.
(^o^)
carcinoGeneticist: BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE GIVE HER SIX OR SO MIDDLE NAMES.
Kanra: All right! They need to be f*cking stupid names, too...
Like Crimson or something.
awesomeWurst: was just googling some sue stories, and an overused one is raven
Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Raven Way... Hmmm...
carcinoGeneticist: IT'S MISSING SOME FLAIR. SHE NEEDS ONE MORE NAME.
Kanra: You got any ideas, cG?
Demonia or something?
carcinoGeneticist: SOMETHING THAT EVOKES A PATHETIC SENSE OF DARK AND MISERY.
OR NEEDINESS.
Kanra: Lol, needy goff girls...
Crazy needy goff girls.
carcinoGeneticist: JUST ASKED ONE OF MY COHORTS FOR IDEAS.
SHE SAID DEMENTIA.
Kanra: Pffffft, Dementia?
Won't that seem like we're trying too hard?
(^_^;)
awesomeWurst: nah, cg has a point
we're supposed to look like we're trying too hard, ja?
Kanra: ...True, true...
Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way?
awesomeWurst: sounds perfect.
awesomeWurst: seriously, just said it out loud and got the craziest look
Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Muahaha...
