Hi. So. A/N. Right. I've never been good at these.
This was a chat I started with my friend, Mystic Jade Shoe. It sort of... got out of hand.
In this episode of Troll Army: The origin of My Immortal revealed!

Kanra: *in a chat room* So. My Troll Army is assembled.

...All three of us.

carcinoGeneticist: LIKE HELL WE ARE. SO. WHAT KIND OF HAVOC ARE WE WREAKING TODAY, BRAIN?

Kanra: I had... an idea. (^.^)

awesomeWurst: kesese~ what kind of idea?

Kanra: You know all those annoying Harry Potter fans?

carcinoGeneticist: I WENT AFTER ONE OF THOSE THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS REFRESHING.

Kanra: I was thinking we could go after ALL OF THEM AT ONCE. (*^.^*)

awesomeWurst: i have nothing better to do so go for it.

Kanra: I was thinking... we write a fanfic. A fanfic that's so bad, that it will melt the brains of every Harry Potter fan that reads it. FOREVER.

awesomeWurst: oooooh, i think we can do that

carcinoGeneticist: I WAS THINKING SOMETHING MORE LIKE GENOCIDE BUT THAT WORKS TOO.

Kanra: ...cG, you scare me sometimes.

carcinoGeneticist: WHY THANK YOU.

Kanra: I'm beginning to wonder if you're an ACTUAL troll.

awesomeWurst: was that even a question to begin with?

Kanra: ...I bet you live under a bridge somewhere, cG.
And aW... you're weird.

But let's stop insulting each other and get down to business.

carcinoGeneticist: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

carcinoGeneticist: AND I AGREE. THERE ARE MILLIONS TO BE TROLLED AND HERE WE ARE WASTING TIME.

Kanra : ... So we write a fanfic that mocks gothic people, Harry Potter fans, and tortures grammar nazis.

Kanra: Now. We need a main character...

awesomeWurst: someone horribly stunningly sexy.

Kanra: Oh, yes. *grins*

...An emo girl.

With a name like... Darkness.

CG: GO WITH EBONY.

Kanra: But I like Dark'ness... Whoops, typo.

...Ebony Dark'ness?

awesomeWurst: way. like gerard

Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Way... I think we may be onto something here, guys.

(^o^)

carcinoGeneticist: BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE GIVE HER SIX OR SO MIDDLE NAMES.

Kanra: All right! They need to be f*cking stupid names, too...

Like Crimson or something.

awesomeWurst: was just googling some sue stories, and an overused one is raven

Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Raven Way... Hmmm...

carcinoGeneticist: IT'S MISSING SOME FLAIR. SHE NEEDS ONE MORE NAME.

Kanra: You got any ideas, cG?

Demonia or something?

carcinoGeneticist: SOMETHING THAT EVOKES A PATHETIC SENSE OF DARK AND MISERY.

OR NEEDINESS.

Kanra: Lol, needy goff girls...

Crazy needy goff girls.

carcinoGeneticist: JUST ASKED ONE OF MY COHORTS FOR IDEAS.

SHE SAID DEMENTIA.

Kanra: Pffffft, Dementia?

Won't that seem like we're trying too hard?

(^_^;)

awesomeWurst: nah, cg has a point

we're supposed to look like we're trying too hard, ja?

Kanra: ...True, true...

Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way?

awesomeWurst: sounds perfect.

awesomeWurst: seriously, just said it out loud and got the craziest look

Kanra: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Muahaha...