Vegeta Likes Pokemon…Right
"It's a TV. And it's playing DragonBall Z. it's the episode where Freiza kills Dende. I gotta stop him because only a pussy like Dende." Said Ash. "But you won't survive a minute" said Misty. Ash looked at her and gave her a thumbs up. "Don't worry. By now… Pikachu's level must be 65 so we can fight. I just love my Pokemon ohh… I just love them…I love them more then I Love myself…and they love me too." Ash keeps going and going that the result of it was ss2phips regurgitating. He cuts right to Ash going magically to Namek.
"Stop right their Freiza. I can't allow you to kill Dende. Dende reminds me of Pokemon and I just love Pokemon. I love them so much that I would have sex with them even though I don't know where their private parts are." He keeps going on and on then ss2phips directs Freiza to kill Ash. Freiza does as he is told. He shoots Ash right in the stomach since he's always so freaking hungry cause he is spoofing Son Goku. Pikachu, seeing his master dead goes to one of those sentimental moments that only people who idolize Quatra would find it touching.
Suddenly Pikachu heard a voice similar to Ash's. "What are you doing you filthy rat. Why are you crying over that pathetic boy." Pikachu starts repeating his name. "Yes I know who you are, the Freiza saga was one of our best sagas. Your show took our fans away from us and many people missed it. My only choice is to destroy you. "Hey what about me," said Freiza. "Go bitch to King Cold." Freiza ran crying all the way to his father. "Let's begin."
Let me take time to say that I don't own Pokemon (thank God) or DBZ. If you sue me, I will get Johnny Cochran on your @$$. Okay back to the story.
"Insulate fool, let me show you the power of the Sayion Prince. " Vegeta came flying but Pikachu shocked him and then bit him. He started to kick Vegeta in the face. Then he did the last thing Ash taught him. He started to perform Yaoi on Vegeta then through him at his friends. Krillin threw up on him.
"I have been embarrassed, beaten, and violated I'm hoping that it kills me right now." Suddenly Son Goku appeared. "Vegeta, are you okay?" Asked Son Goku. "Ow… my butt." Said Vegeta. "I'll take it from here Vegeta.
"Seeing Vegeta's ass is all the motivation I need." Son Goku then turned into a Super Sayion and started to whoop Pikachu like a red-headed, short-short pants wearing boy, boy in a ghetto avenue. Pikachu knew he couldn't beat Son Goku so he sent a thunder attack to the core of Namek. Son Goku told everybody to leave, so to avoid a lot of writing they did, as they were told no questions asked.
Let me just say that….METALLICA RULES okay back to the story.
Son Goku started to beat the poop out of Pikachu again until it started to cry. Since Son Goku was a Quatra fan he couldn't leave Pikachu like this so he gave him some of his power and started to fly away. Pikachu then shot a thunder blast right at Son Goku but Goku reflected it cutting Pikachu in half. Son Goku then left Pikachu and headed out for the TV. Seeing the TV was broken he got into Vegeta's ship and set out. Pikachu was defeated… or was he.
I'll make a Metallic Pikachu chapter if I get enough reviews for this one. Thank you to Can of Beans for giving me the idea for this.
