Had this stuck in my head for a while so I decided to write it out. Hope you like it!
Warning: EXTREMELY random
Naruto is a GIRL!
OCC-ness/AU-ish
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
"Dobe" - thoughts
"Teme!" - speaking
"Kit" - Kyuubi talking
"Hey! Naruto!" a voice called out to me.
Oh shit! Who snuck up on me! I thought as I turned around and smiled calling out to them when I saw who they were. ""Hey Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme!"
"Hn. Dobe" Sasuke said, or grunted, I could never tell with him.
"What are you doing here Naruto? It's our day off so why'd you come to the bridge?" Sakura asked.
"Hehe, well I sort of forgot 'bout that. Yeah, thats it!" I said. Did I say something wrong? I thought when I saw them looking at me weird. I decided to voice out my concerns, "Hey, guys...something wrong?" They just kept on staring at me.
"Dobe" Sasuke finally said shaking his head when he realized that I wasn't joking.
"Hey! What's that suppose to mean Teme!" I yelled back, not liking the way he said that. Really now. What? Is the high and might Uchiha to good to even forget things now! It happens to everyone god damn it. I should...
"Naruto..." Sakura-chan's voice brought me back from my rant.
"Yes Sakura-chan? Did you want to go on a date with me today? Huh?" I asked excited that I might be able to go out with her finally; that was until she brought her fist down on my head.
"BAKA! Of course not. Why would I go with you when I could go with Sasuke-kun. Right Sasuke-kun?" she replied blinking in a way she thought was alluring.
"Hn" was all the Teme said while walking away with Sakura-chan following like a lost puppy.
"Sheez, I don't see what's so great about the Teme. All he even says is 'Hn'! How is that even attractive." I cried out while rubbing the new sore spot on my head.
"Sakura-chan!" I called out when I saw her walking down the streets later that day. She seemed to look down. After calling out to her I watched as she looked around before finally spotting me.
"Oh hey Naruto." she replied, trying to smile but failing miserably.
"Sakura-chan are you alright?" I asked. I was really worried. I've never seen her like this before.
'Huh. Oh yeah don't worry Naruto. Just have a lot on my mind..." I noticed she trailed off at the end. Nope. No way is she ok. She didn't even call me a baka for asking her a question. Man what do I do...Oh I know! That may just work!
"Sakura-chan if you want you can talk to me about it. After all we are teammates now that we passed Kakashi-sensie's test!"
"It's just...I don't know..."
"Come on, its not gonna kill you and who knows, it might help to just get things off your mind."
"Fine..." she grumbled. "It's just that no matter how much I ask Sasuke-kun out he just ignores me. I don't know what to think or do anymore...I really do like him but what can I do to prove that to him. I don't know what to do anymore..."
"Eh! That's whats bothering you!" I cried out. As I saw her first rise to hit me again I rushed to finish what I wanted to say. "If that's it why not just stop bugging him as much and try to play hard to get. You know, actually train and take being a ninja seriously. Not that your aren't good, just that you spend more time bugging Sasuke when you could be training and maybe you could as him to help you train as well. After all we both know who much he likes to train." I pointed out. I figured it was a good thing I had yet to be hit and chanced a look at her. Good. She's actually thinking about what I said.
"I guess... Thanks Naruto, for a guy you sure know how to deal with guys...wait don't tell me your..." she trailed off string at me expectedly.
"What! No!" I cried out. "I'm one hundred percent straight you here me! Straight!" I yelled out once I understood what she meant. "Besides...who said I was a guy." With those parting words I was off, leaving a surprised Sakura behind. "You mean your a GIRL!" was the last thing I heard before I crossed the street.
"Glad that's over with. I really hate when people assume I'm a guy just 'cause my hairs short" I sighed as I walked towards Team 7's training grounds. Might as well get some training while I'm here. After some light stretches, I created a few clones and spared with them. A few minutes into my training, a new voice interrupted me.
"Hn. Dobe. What are you doing here"
"What's it look like?" I replied without out even looking to see who it was. I knew that voice too well by now. "Teme." I just had to say it. Hey, don't blame me, blame my nature.
"Dobe. What was Sakura yelling about."
Damn that sounded like a demand not a question. What, is he to good to ask nicely now. I cut myself off before I started another rant. I really should stop doing that, shouldn't I?
Yes, yes you should kit. Kyuubi answered, scaring the crap out of me.
I thought you were asleep furball! I yelled mentally.
I was. Your insane rambling woke me up! he growled back at me.
Fine whatever you little...
"Dobe!" Sasuke snapped at me, bringing me back from my internal debate with Kyu.
"Yes?" I asked oh so inecontly.
Yeah right.
Shut it Kyu!
Fine.
"What. Was. Sakura. Yelling. About."
"Oh. That. Nothing really. She just didn't know I was a girl. I mean come on, how could she not notice. We've had the same class the whole time at the Academy. I mean even you must have notice right? Hey...Teme. Whats with that look?" Indeed Sasuke was giving me a look, if I didn't know any better I would say he didn't... "Oh my god! You didn't know! How could you not know! You even stole my first kiss. Damn you Teme! Damn you!" That seemed to knock him out of his stupor 'cause he no longer looked as if he had just seen a ghost or something.
"You kissed me not the other way around. After all, who would want to kiss you. Dobe." With that he walked away from me, with his irritating smirk ever present on his face.. He just walked as if nothing had happened. As if he knew all along when I knew he didn't! When I get my hands on you...just you wait Teme. Just you wait. Were my finale thoughts on the matter before I went home for a good nights rest.
Review please, depending on reviews I may do more random stories but with different guy characters that end up being girls or girls that ending up being guys. All up to what you guys want. Might even add more to this where others discover 'bout naruto being a girl.
