He wants to play!

Arthur : Merlin! What have I already told you?

Merlin : Yes I know! Not before dinner. (You're not concentrated enough to play, too hungry) *sigh*

***

A few hours later ...

Arthur : Don't look at me with those eyes! I know what you want again, we already did it last week and it was so boring I've feel asleep in the middle of it.

Merlin : What, you didn't like it? I did everything to be the best partner you ever played with.

Arthur : Sorry it wasn't enough. You're the first guy I did it with and it wasn't as pleasant as it was with women.

He looked at Arthur one last time before walking away. Behind the closed door he thought sadly about his cards game and let it fall on the floor.

Never think of playing poker with Arthur, never again.